Pilko

Tonight: Newcastle/Sunderland double Moussa Sissoko FGS e/w BTTS for all four PL fixtures Stoke/Wigan draw, Barnsley/Millwall draw, Watford Swindon, Oxford, Notts County

Nice try at shifting some of Pardew’s failings onto Coloccini. The job of a captain these days is mainly symbolic as no team should have to rely on one player for anything once the game kicks off. Not having that like. I know when you were younger the captain used to help pick the team and everything, the role is certain different to what it once was, but there's no co-incidence that teams with a weak/poorly-picked captain might struggle more than ones with a strong leader.

Surprised and pleased that Sissoko is gonna start the game. Personally I think Yanga-Mbwia will start too and Gouffran will get 25 minutes or so off the bench, based upon nowt in particular.

Hahahah this is fantastic

3-0 now

QPR :lol:

James Keene playing upfront for Pompey! I remember him being there on FM06 ffs

Anton Ferdinand lets the ball bounce how shit is he ffs

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Woman reporter at Fratton Park wat

Zabaleta is one of the most underrated players in the entire Premier League, tbf. He's absolutely excellent in most respects.

This is actually the best I've seen Stoke play in ages, they've passed it about rather neatly and they concede

It's a bit like when Kinnear wanted to get M'Bia in his January window, and instead we got to witness the Kev and Nicky 'Outrun the Flash!' masterclass every week. Except this time we've got better players to start with and we actually got our man. And a marginally better manager.

This has been reasonably entertaining stuff. I reckon Stoke will nick it.

All 3pm FA Cup teams to score at about 290/1 Just went with £1.50 on Stoke in-play at HT, 4/1 Got an acca which I think was all the 3pm Prem teams to win their FA Cup ties

Best signing of the lot. Delighted.

That's class

The mackems are allergic to logic, as well as common sense, rationale and soap.

Just heard 'Magpies a Moussa'

Listening to this I feel like I'm doing my fucking GCSE French exam again

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Pardew is prosecuting in court. "Well, your honour, he walks up to the girl, and she's a big strong girl, and knocks her off, absolutely rapes her"

After the Remy deal I don't think he'll be falling over himself to comment until it's completely sorted out.

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Fucking get in.