Pilko

Will Pards be available on the iplayer later on?

U-benders.

Beausejour is fucking shit btw. Horrendous footballer.

(nah seriously I was gonna post that!)

:lol:

Quelle surprise!

Mariccini Coloappa Williappa Mariamson

GG: "been quality all season, calm and collected ball-playing centre-back who'd look a lot better in an actual football team. bit short, which is why he's been overlooked by bigger clubs for so long. would cost at least £2.5m though."

Shame, hope he gets a Football League deal and does well.

Couldn't get a game for Pompey Senegal, clearly not good enough.

Niang

He looks to be very competent in the centre of midfield, actually. I know he's only been playing sub-20 minute cameos there, but that's all we have to go on right now. He did well today.

I completely disagree. He had a poor game today by anyone's standards but he's anything but a 'disgrace' of a centre-half. He's proven to be a very competent defender at this level, who has the odd poor game. Everyone's favourite Coloccini was rather shite today too but you don't see many people laying into him. No way can you make a scapegoat of Williamson today.

I don't particularly see today as Pardew's fault, although I can't help but wonder what the fuck he said at half-time. Probably handed round a box of Cubans and said 'job done'.

Did absolutely fuck all apart from drift offside like a Sunday morning player all game.

Just found out that my local snooker club is showing this on their big screen tomorrow, get in.

All I can remember about Mariappa is what has already been said: that he was a midget in centre-back terms.

An optimistic HT/FT bet of Fulham/Newcastle at 28/1, just a quid. Also went: Chelsea West Ham Cardiff Stoke forget the odds, this was £2 and also a 5x2 BTS bet in the Championship and League 1, about 20/1, £1

They talk a good game, but those same people will be deathly fucking silent in the stands. I've been to Craven Cottage and the atmosphere is like what you'd expect on an open training day.

The article even manages to refer to the fact that Danny Mills is a stupid cunt, so it gets my approval.

Kevin Gallacher is quite an apt comparison, actually.

Clyne would be great. Really hope we try getting him.

^ got 19/1 on that as a double, Higuain starts.

+1

Got him as a future transfer to Sunderland for £2m on FM. It's inevitable. Pards used to always buy him on FM11, was really unusual.