Pilko

The Parker Pirouette looks really gay as well thanks to his limp wrists and flappy 1960's hairdo.

An optimistic £15m-£20m.

Thought Ferguson should have replaced him today. He was in his usual frustrating and yet useful form.

Spurs were absolutely awful today which makes the result even funnier.

The fuck are Barca playing at? I have them -2.

I'm fairly sure under Hughton we'd have lost that 1-0. We seem to have the ability under Pardew now to keep hold of the game, instead of dominating it for a period and then losing the 'grip' after the dominance.

Barca man, what's going on.

Harper Simpson Williamson Coloccini Enrique Barton Tiote Nolan Gutierrez Best Ranger we go with that team and I think we'll win 0-2.

Immense.

Liverpool you fucks, come on.

All winning apart from Barca who play tonight, good so far.

no doubt it'll get an airing tonight on motd

Rooney's because it was scored by Rooney.

I think Krul needs a Championship loan for next season and Forster can be #2.

This insistence not to start Ranger is starting to annoy me now. I fail to see Lovenkrands having any impact on this game, at all.

Don't tell me you didn't laugh at that £50 Million Pound Drop skit.

Danny Simpson syndrome. Playing better in the better league.

You were talking to Alan Smith.

I reckon 1-0 Hernandez.

I hear that Decky will tarmac your drive for a very reasonable fee

that was class.

Top of the league in losing to 21st shocker. For tomorrow: Barca-1 Arsenal Liverpool Rangers £10 = £31.91

ITS THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY, AND KUQI SHOW!!!

So many things were shit about that night + the fallout: - Squad lost confidence for the rest of the season - Roeder banished Bramble then went back on it - Huntington hung out to dry and given 2/10 by the Chronicle despite being exposed by Carr's late skive - Roeder admitting before the game he was looking for a 0-0 - The marking on the second goal - Roeder bringing on an unfit Emre and leaving Milner on the bench - N'Zogbia given about 6 minutes to turn the tie - Dyer's miss of one of the easiest chances ever one of the all time lows.

Aye, only because Carr ducked out at the 11th hour on a whim.