Pilko

http://findarticles.com/p/news-articles/new-straits-times/mi_8016/is_20050107/souness-abuses-system/ai_n44285337/ Wow.

The deal or no deal thing is a fucking con, like. The biggest box always goes in 2 rounds and it's heavily skewed so that if you lose the top box, you're very lucky if you get your stake back. EDIT: I had a free fiver casino bet that I wanted to use on football, so I just opened the first round of boxes and took £5.38 that I was offered or whatever, I was certain I'd end up getting about a quid off it.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6960365,00.html I still think he will stand down, like.

Alexander Collarov

Shefki Poochie

Alex McLeash

Spaniel Agger

The ginger bastard will still find a way to score past us somehow, though. Nah, in all honesty, he was and still is a wonderful player. His passing borders on the unbelievable at times.

Quite important we get this right. We don't want him engineering a move next January when Pardew accidentally calls him Cadillac.

So I wasn't the only one to check that out.

It looks like there's going to be a lot of cheese-eating and surrendering at Benton next season.

:lol:

Blatantly going to do his cruciate

It's quite nice that we appear to be moving early.

What's the odds? Might follow that.

11/10 on Barca was such a good price

Parker will go to Spurs, I think that's one of the more blatantly obvious summer moves.

Betting suspended by a few sites for Allardyce to be the new boss.

The official site is fucking crap for being up to date, particularly with youth players tbf. They never even had articles that announced the arrival of Edmundsson, Moyo etc. I doubt we'll hear about that new lad from Lens on there either.

'Fringe player signs new deal' isn't exactly something they're going to make up to grab headlines, is it?

Excellent news!

Actually, scrap that. I've watched it ("Super Kevin Lisbie") and it's about four clips repeated for as many minutes, including a few where he actually misses half-chances. He looks as shit as he is

Youtube can do anything. There's a video somewhere that makes Kevin fucking Lisbie look prolific.

Have the English press not picked up on this yet?