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The owners signed Tevez, quite obviously.

The City chiefs just gave him £40m and sent him off to play in the sand with all the other simpleton managers. They were off chasing Kaka, Robinho etc. The fact he spent the same fee on Roque Santa Cruz that Villa recently acquired Darren Bent for should speak volumes to them, really.

Be class if that happened, Bruce would just waste the money anyway.

I always thought it was £105,000 a week or something. Fucking hell.

I'm surprised they found a plane big enough to contain Taylor's chest. Unless they're going to deflate it and then use a bicycle pump in the French airport to restore it.

We scored a fair few 75-85' goals under Hughton, mind. Not sure particularly what point it's meant to prove or disprove.

Doncaster, Nolan's goal? Depends what you count as 'late', I guess. I assume you're talking 88' onwards or so?

You sign any player and chances are they'll miss as many games in a season due to injury and/or suspension. At least with this you know precisely when you're going to be missing said player.

Not at all. Hughton's strategy was win at home, draw away. We did win a fair few away games but even Sam will manage that in this division.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6963886,00.html

Why's he leaning on a big block of cheese more to the point Making him feel at home.

It would be excellent if Hughes failed at Villa (sorry brummie) and if Fulham got Jol who took them into Europe again.

I can't begin to imagine the rage that would spew from every orifice of GG's being if Rodgers poached Watford's best player.

Oh Alan Pardew you are incredibly crass Oh Alan Pardew keep your hands off my lass Oh Alan Pardew, I want silver hair too!

Eh? Why not? He's an absolute fucking bellend. His chat show he asks all the right questions, he takes the piss out of little shits like Owen on Twitter. He's got a bit of an ego on him, granted, but I don't know why he's one of the most hated blokes in Britain.

Dunno how anyone can hate Piers Morgan, by the way.

A blind squirrel with an eating disorder would bray seven colours of shite out of him ffs. This is Michael Owen we're talking about.

'QPR release eight' going down!

Maybe we're saying we have Alain Perrin instead of Alan Pardew?

That's why I find people saying "Pardew is the new Souness!" are just morons. Souness had a complete disregard and blatant lack of interest in tactics and systems. Whatever you think of how Pardew sets his teams up, and the tactical tinkering he sometimes does, you can't accuse him of being not bothered about formations and systems etc. I don't get why Souness seemed to think that players working hard and players organized into a certain system were mutually exclusive, they clearly aren't and clearly will work best in tandem.

Keith Gillespie is banging them in for the Man U team anarl.

Watching some masters type thing on LFCTV. Tino is playing for an EPL all stars team, he's absolutely magic.

Wasn't it Pardew's West Ham who won 0-5 at Derby, whereas we played for a 0-0 and got beat? EDIT: Or was it Curbishley? Either way: Allardyce trying to get draws away at newly promoted sides = pathetic and shit

:lol: that is pretty brilliant tbf.

If Napoleon was still kicking about I reckon Pardew would be getting him in as an attacking coach.