Ash

The diving and swanning around might be a good fit for Arsenal, but he can only ever run in straight lines and shoot, and Arsenal aren't exactly the most direct team. They might be if they had a striker who could run They've played Walcott up top and not a thing changed. Bit of a difference between Walcott and Vardy, like.

That's one of the worst things I've ever read. Amazing what passes for journalism these days.

I've still got my collection somewhere.

French journo via GFFN on Twitter. Says he's still in a coma.

Confirmed as a heart attack. He didn't make the above tweet either, it was by his agent.

You can but you leave yourself open to having the promotion withdrawn/having your account banned.

I for one will be furious if he dares to wave at the Liverpool fans. Who the fuck does he think he is?

He made his mind up to shoot too early, could have got further forward before shooting or even tried to take it past Hart.

nah, you clearly only wrote 3 paragraphs there. :lol:

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It's so tempting. The atmosphere is going to be incredible. It's my wife's birthday next weekend. Probably a terrible idea. $3,500 to get myself from Atlanta (where I'll be for work on Friday) to Newcastle by way of Detroit, Amsterdam. Would land in Newcastle in the morning, assume I'd drink all day and go nuts. Next day is the match. Fly out Monday morning. Too f***ing expensive Did not count hotel, food, drinking, tickets. Nee chance this is happening. But was fun to look it up. If you do it I'll throw in your match ticket for free. Brilliant offer. Just realized I have to be in Denver on Sunday for a work trip. Nee chance now; even priced out the flight for $1800 and could use my Delta miles to cover it. Nooooo. Fuck work, you're too important to sack anyway. Get on that plane!

Second one in a row for me, had 2-1 @ 8s. Cashed out for £425 with a couple of minutes left.

Wonder which player wrote the statement or did they all take it in turns writing a few words? Hopefully McClaren will come out after the game and show us it written out ala Carver last season.

Why? Hope is right no other premier league club would have McClaren peeling oranges. He's slammed us for weeks and it's tedious. Similar to Luke Edwards he blatantly has a gripe with the club and he jumps on anything he can. It's also massively unprofessional ranting like some little mug at a press conference like the idiots they get on Sky Sports News. More importantly we need to win and I really really don't want to go down. If we lose today it's curtains regardless of whether they sack him. The Telegraph seem to have better sources as well and according to them there doesn't seem any desire for Charnley to sack him. He's slammed us for weeks because it's deserved. We're absolutely fucking shite. It's about time some of these journos had the balls to question what's going on rather than just sitting there asking menial questions and writing menial articles. We've been 'wonderful' for most of the season according to McClaren and we're 19th in the table.

Wouldn't surprise me if the players completely toss it off on Saturday if they believe he gets sacked with a defeat. Won't be much different to the rest of the season, mind.

Two counts of sexual activity with a child.

Got my refund on a different account just after midnight.

Had 2-0 Barca for £425. Arse fell out when Neymar had that chance at the end so cashed out for £386.

They'll have made millions out of that, twats.

There isn't actually a crowd there, man.

Otherwise known as Danny Simpson syndrome.

MAGEDIA

Women who've been in relationships for five years will be pleased.

I don't get what he offers. Isn't particularly good on either side of the ball to make him worth picking.

I'd take Dier over all of those on current form. He's been a revelation for Spurs this season at DM. Yep, same here. Wilshere if he can get fit but we all know how unlikely that is to happen.