Ash

Hard as nails? It's a bit of leather, not a brick.

Class act, did a superb job on Walcott.

He hasn't played enough games. Sissoko was like that when he first arrived until he finally got the message that the only movement allowed in a Pardew team is backwards. Very true.

Love how he always wants to be on the ball. Even after he's passed the ball off he'll move and look for the return ball - a rarity in this side.

He is going to spend 1 Billion pounds on Andy Carroll. Hundreds of billions, actually.

My God he's shit. And a massive bellend.

Can't believe the coward didn't have the balls to walk around the pitch for the lap of dishonour.

Yep, terrible player. The last thing we need is another striker who is allergic to scoring.

I'm not surprised, especially with you becoming a big spender these days.

You're never living that one down like.

Better than 7p.

In.

Don't be daft Michael, it's all about the size of the squad.

Go home Ben, you are drunk.

This clueless berk is so far out of his depth it's scary. Didn't understand the importance of the derby and now this, on top of everything on the field too. Just go before you embarrass us anymore.

Glad I could be of help. FFS.

Unless we get humilated (not beyond the realms of possibility), I can't see there being any discontent at SJP whatsoever. The number of people who have fallen for his injuries/Europe patter is unbelievable. I'd be amazed and very disappointed and frustrated if there aren't some anti Pardew demos at the game next week. I reckon there'll be people kicking off in the ground if someone did unfurl a banner

Good work.

How much did you get on mate? I got distracted and had to nip out so fortunately didn't get round to it.

Did well today, won everything he needed to in the air.

Garth Crooks is pretty much insane tbh http://p.twimg.com/Ay_3vXECAAAtWw1.jpg 'DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...'

Referee must have been a bit puzzled about the winning manager coming in for a whinge after the final whistle Hope he told him how crucial it was, just as he did in his interview.

Pardew's adamant it wasn't a sending off so that's highly unlikely.

Actually thought he was going to start crying when he started moaning about the ref.

Thankfully we applied ourselves in those three tough away games against West Brom, West Ham and QPR. Fuck me.