Ketsbaia

At home to Swansea.

Hatem's a good lad

Many great moments under his watch, will never forget him. RIP.

After all these hours of overthinking for my team, the team I do for my lass' work league is 45 points better off and still has a wildcard :lol: How to defeat your own creation....

Mitro scored 9 goals (?) during his first season in England, in a relegation team under Steve McClaren. And he keeps scoring for Serbia, whilst chipping in when he gets runouts here. Only problem is that he's an idiot.

Got 2 transfers this week and not sure which direction to take with replacing Firmino - Vardy, Chicharito (more money for midfield), Jesus (rotation?) or Kane (downgrade Alonso).

Start Mitrovic.

Can't believe that Brighton side beat us, mind.

We had a generous start fixture-wise, so 9pts is only par. This game and the Huddersfield defeat show how little we offer going forward.

Smooth as fuck

Oh definitely. When his suspension ends I'd suggest he comes back in. We occasionally look threatening through Atsu though, whilst Merino is so smooth.

69 so far. Annoying that Aguero and Kane still delivered. And having no Man City despite all these 4-0s and 5-0s hurts, although it's hard to rely on any non-Aguero.

Was going ok but just noticed that Alonso went off on 58 mins with a booking. No clean sheet, 0pts. EDIT: Then again, captain Morata scores his second. So nearly took him out for Aguero. Boom.

Remember how Darren Bent's mother felt when she was being racially abused by her son's fans. Remember Adam Johnson by the Chinese takeaway.

At least Alli is delivering. My decision-making has been turboshite this season. Morata better get a couple....

Antonio off injured

Didnt bring Aguero in, as it'd be for Morata and a 4pt hit. Hide behind the sofa time....

Ahhh. The highly-likeable, well-intentioned Neymar.

While we're at it, Matt Ritchie's hat isn't magic at all. It's just normal.

Was going to bring Aguero in for Lukaku this week..... hard to make a case now. Hmm.

Townsend had a good few England games and a good month up here. That's about it.

Palace, Burnley and Stoke at home in the next 4. Holy shit, this'll be carnage.

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