Ketsbaia

Beckham goes Harper Seven, Carroll goes Wolf Nine. Makes sense, the fucking moron.

Based on World ranking I think. Aye, world rankings suck though, seriously flawed system. I’ll take Poland, Iran, and Panama. A loss and two valiant 0-0 draws for England then. Still better than 3 no shows we’ll win a World Cup before England does again. Great start

Pots 3 and 4 really showcase how weak this World Cup looks. But then Costa Rica happens!

He should stick to Question of Sport, or whatever. But he's a rubbish manager, isn't he? Let's hope so.

Mackems and Scotland expected to move for Michael O'Neill. Strange choices - Scotland is a bit sideways for him but Sunderland is a huge step down, not sure why he'd be stupid enough to be tempted. I'm sure a Premier League side will go for him if he waits a little bit.

eBay

I remember goals. They were nice.

Hecks bomb, Hecks bomb, you're my Hecks bomb.

You'd think Michael O'Neill would have far better options coming up. If Pulis gets sacked, for example, half his Northern Ireland squad play at West Brom.

Apparently Pochettino wasn't keen on Shaw's attitude. Add that to his constant injuries and the English habit of downfalls..... no thanks.

Is Sunday Sport real or a parody? I keep seeing it but assume it's not real

Time for Bally, marra.

Fecking bottom, they now want Heckingbottom. Is there a manager that rhymes with terribly shite?

It's genuinely been months since a football match entertained me. Newcastle 0-0 or 1-0 shite, then the big sides out-defending each other, followed by all these playoffs. Predictable routines vs organised defences. Pure wank, man.

Silva should stay tbh. When the time comes, he can do better.

"LLLLLURLING. And now Feyenoord have the scent of the Champions League 2nd phase place up their nostrils"

Still #1 for me. Never forget.

Sounds fine, though. All good

No idea why there's online outrage over no Shelvey, like. He's nowhere near the England squad, partly because he's consistently a letdown.

And to their star striker's mother.

Italy, man. The girlfriend is Italian and she'll tolerate the World Cup a lot more if Italy qualify. It really shouldn't be asking much, pricks

Let's hope they don't get a Stonewall penalty.

At least we'll see Colback

I mean.... what the hell is a Sapol Mani?? Plus, I'm pretty sure Cristian Nazarit is a joke name used by a celebrity in a hotel, near christmas.

So Karanka is just a dick who likes attention? Makes sense.