Ketsbaia

Marseille are falling apart, like. Ayew & Gignac leave for free, Nkoulou to do the same. Payet has gone, Imbula too.

If we sign a left back, Dummett will probably then be classed as centre back. Colo, Dummett, Lascelles, Willo, Taylor..... lush.

When he was sacked from League One Southampton, he landed on his feet and got this job. When he finally left here, he landed on his feet and got an ambitious London club with a good set of players. He has all the luck possible, you know he'll be England boss and win the World Cup. Not because he's good but because he's lucky.

Hmmm, I'm starting to worry.

Strawberry Corner ‏@BlockDSJP 5m5 minutes ago "Mitrovic wooooaaahh He came from Anderlecht! To work for Sports Direct!" :lol: Anderlecht rhyming with Sports Direct is too good to pass up. That just can't be beaten

Delph signs a new contract at Villa. Must be a huge relief to brummie

4.5

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/stoke-city/11732595/Stoke-City-pull-out-of-12-million-Xherdan-Shaqiri-deal.html Stoke pull out of Shaqiri deal because he's ignoring them

Still nervous about this one. Superagents like Zahavi are bastards, he's probably desperately calling Roma.

I just don't get the Delph hype. Still a bit of a shithead move, mind.

Newcashul

What is it about Nigerian NUFC fans? :lol:

Goalkeepers - I don't think there's any over 5.5m this time, it's mental. Valdes, Stekelenburg and Butland are priced as back-ups too, when they should be #1 choice come August.

Janmaat is still only 5m on this.

Each chip is to be used only once. And there's a slight adjustment with wildcards - instead of one wildcard, with another to use in January, you now have one for each half of the season.

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Struggling to think of a catchy chant.

I thought you were talking about the Ketsbaia on here, and comparing him to Ryder. I have some bad days, like.

I think we're starting the transfer window fire. They'll be getting jealous.

As a purist, I dunno if I like the chips. They're pretty much gonna get saved for double gameweeks anyway: - Triple Captain, for one week your captain gets his points trebled. - Play Bench, for one week all 15 players' points are included. - All Out Attack, for one week you can play a 2-5-3 formation. In terms of pricing, goalkeepers are extraordinarily cheap but midfielders are bloody expensive.

2 of those definitely do not equal £9m

Yeah, Ravanelli has just scored in a Champions League final. Then he goes to Parmoland.

A huge meh.

It's Norwich, Aston Villa, Feyenoord and Real Madrid..... something like that.