Ketsbaia

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This is awful. 2 teams that don't give a shit.

I'd back QPR to lose to anyone right now. Except us. 1-1.

How on earth does a 1min 30sec hat trick happen? It takes time to get back to centre circle and restart

There's different types of relegated teams, though, which is epitomised through QPR and Burnley. One is a team of overrated mercenaries who can't play together and don't really want to, whilst one is a team of battlers who just weren't good enough.

Swindon: Ardiles, Hoddle, McMahon, Di Canio, Wise

Kane v Austin, first blood. Carver will be licking his lips - then again, isn't he always?

A release clause of £3.16million, allegedly.

NUFCThreatLevel ‏@NUFCThreatLevel 51 seconds ago Former president of Partizan Belgrade claims Mitrovic move from Anderlecht to #NUFC is a "done deal". Partizan due a percentage of the fee.

Time to re-mortgage.

Exactly. Lower league fans probably hate us complaining, even though we're going through hell. And non-league fans will hate them....

Too good to be true.

Just seen the score Would much prefer a Clasico final, with the narrative of Real trying to become the first team to retain.

According to Tim Vickery, ask a Brazilian to say 'hot dog' or 'Jonathan Woodgate' and they'll spasm all night.

Krul Janmaat Colo Dummett Anita Jonas Colback Riviere Sissoko Cabella Perez With Cisse, Aarons, De Jong to save us from the bench.

Ronaldinho means 'little Ronaldo', I think. It doesn't quite have the same impact when he's 35.

Can be bought for free? Ashley loves a good opportunity....

I hate the boring Brazilian names - Nathan, Oscar, Douglas, Alan, Fred etc. Stick an 'inho' on him.

Waiting to make a £3m move for Aubameyang and an approach for Mevlut Erdinc, before narrowly missing out on Mitrovic. But that's ok, we'll end up with Federico Macheda.

Approaching McClaren last week shows that the thought of "we're in deep trouble, we desperately need a new manager" entered Ashley's head. Unless Carver is a persuasive lasagne-faced magician who convinces them otherwise, I think they know he has to go - they can't afford not to.

Means Arsenal need to concentrate against Sunderland, whilst Man U may need to beat Hull in the race for automatic CL qualification.

He's a left back so he'll probably head to Palace.

LIKE: Ayoze, Janmaat, De Jong, Cisse, Aarons, Jonas (as a person) MEH: Haidara, Sissoko, Krul HATE: The rest

Goal for Terry too. Just a shame that Schlupp and Van Aanholt stayed on my bench.