Ketsbaia

My Fantasy League side has Kane & Austin up front and I keep inventing Attitude era-style tag-team matches.

I like the idea of Friday football tbh. Early finishes from work, night out afterwards..... it has to be better than Monday nights.

Sterling, despite the tough fixtures.

Sanchez out, either Sterling, Cazorla or Silva in.

Definitely getting a shirt & watching MLS if this happens, like. Oh my god. *finds Rocky IV towel gif to mimic opposing defenders*

That whole piece was padded with verbal bubble wrap. Lots of defending himself before he even says anything, lots of box ticking so people lay off him. The lorry driver is the victim here, though. Bet he gets haunted by it.

Unless they're Derek Acorah, nobody should make that change

I think I'm in

I'd pedigree him onto a sledgehammer.

In this case, I dont really see a problem because they're all miles from the first team. Although yes, it is worrying to think what else Ashley could do one day.

Was Kanu canny or a total Nwanker?

All those young defenders probably - Satka, Streete, Ferguson, Good. Just to re-emphasise our defensive numbers.

I can't believe that one out of Hull, QPR, Leicester and Burnley will stay up. I guess it'll be Hull but they're absolutely awful.

I'm surprised Ashley hasn't tried giving contracts of 10k a week, with 50k appearances bonuses - something that's heavily weighted towards playing. Not that any self-respecting player would take that.

So we'll have 5 defenders until the summer? Possibly Raylor too. That's absolutely shocking. I like Santon but open to selling him. But for such a small fee, when our squad is tiny, is incredibly dumb.

70, which seemed fine until everyone else said theirs If you recall, I was torn between bringing in Bellerin or Jones. I went Jones.

Not a single St Pauli mention. Shocking.

Man Utd clean sheet gone

Eriksen and Kane

Monreal was a thought but Gibbs isn't injured so panicked. Bellerin has Chambers as competition.... no idea how that will go.

Aye, Defoe's a good shout. I don't know whether to get a cheap Arsenal defender (is Bellerin nailed on?) or a Man United one (is Jones nailed on?).

Which shit players did Pardew try to sign here? Darren Bent was one....

Atletico are such twats, like. When Arda Turan threw his boot towards the linesman