Ketsbaia

This is the first match I won't be watching since Boxing Day 2011, due to an Edinburgh stag do. Honestly, I'm ecstatic at this.

This weekend is a big one. Partly for us - although I'm expecting 1 pt at the most - but mostly for the other scores. West Ham need to get something against Wigan.

Sunderan til you die, I'm Sunderan til you die....

Zabaleta is unlucky to miss out too.

I bet Stoke grind out a minging 1-0 vs either QPR or Norwich.

Hard Times - Pele

Hope Dowie shows great bouncebackability after your rejection.

Well thats just fucking great, isnt it? Not that Tiote is a huge problem.

I think Van Persie should but theyll find a way to give it to Bale. I love watching Mata, though.

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

We already tried Allardyce.

Santon & Debuchy would be class wing backs, mind.

Why win, when you can lose cowardly?

Bet we dont.

£20m isnt taking them to the cleaners, not that he's been a £20m player for us. Other teams rate him very highly, though.

This as well.

Symptoms & Diagnoses by Alan Pardew The Advantages of Work Experience by Ashley Cole

Slipping away so much now, the only big hitters to have delivered in the past month are RvP/Baines this week and Cazorla vs Reading. Next week I'm bringing in Sessegnon for Sissoko

Yeah but it's a suggestion for unlikely football books. Steeevie loves a bit of Genesis, post-Gabriel.

I came up with: 'No Means No' by Titus Bramble, Marlon King & Ched Evans 'Getting Fans to Love You' by Michael Owen 'Correct Uses of Literally' by Jamie Redknapp 'Why Phill Collins is Shit' by Steven Gerrard Although I liked WBCP's suggestion of: Anything by Harry Redknapp because he can't read and write.

Always loved you, Tevez

Must be going on Tulisa: Queen of BJs

Oh no, I'd not contemplated Wigan getting something tonight. But they might

I dont understand the hype for Jol.

Awful news, he must be absolutely crushed Its never nice to see a career potentially end but when it's a nice guy like Raylor it's even worse.