Ketsbaia

We'd struggle to get him off Man Utd. Also, you spelt his name wrong.

Slightly concerned that they have London. Hmmm.

Martin Lol was right, i think. Such a shame about Ledley though.

Hopefully that scares us off. Ashley's attempts to sign him were just an excuse to wave his dick and go "Look at me, look at me. Over £20m profit". But a £20m fee would definitely not do that.

I wonder if Mulumbu is the back up plan when this fails. He claimed a while back that we were in discussions for him.

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Just bought him on FM. Hope his long throws are better (actually, no I don't!).

Impressive start by Rodgers, mind. It didn't take him long to make a fool of himself.

Google Translate talks like BABA. PS/ McClaren is a dickhead.

#askenrique if a cat always lands on its feet, & toast always lands butter side down, what happens if u butter the top side of toasted cat? #AskEnrique if a tree falls in the forest & no-one's around to hear it, are #NUFC still in the top 5?

Some of those photos are class.

shurely madonna's 'like a vurnon' ? Vurnon Down The House Tom Jones & The Cardigans - Burning Down The House

"What the hell was that? Was that meant to confuse me?" For Christ's sake, that was frickin' awesome - especially that girly giggle.

Yo looks like one of the McFly lads.....coincidence? I think not.

Are we at the 'create a chant' stage yet? If so, how about Anita Dollar or Anita Hero?

Just a bit

Stats for me, like.

pennies, man. we have no shame

My housemate created a spreadsheet 1 year with all players past stats. Spent fucking days on it. He finished mid table. Well thankfully it's not that bad yet. Phew!

Already at work on this, like I won't reveal the sad depths I've sunk to but I need to win this!

Next season's Fantasy League values Sessegnon more than any of our midfielders. Now where's that damn crowd pic....

The path is clear, then. Liverpool will eventually have to give in. Not sure if this is good news or not.

Rodgers should learn lessons from AVB's time at Chelsea and not immediately ruffle feathers.

If we're only talking 2 or 3 million, we should just let him see out his 5p per week contract.

So many players at his age have the talent but lack the mentality. At such a crucial stage of development they made bad decisions, gain an ego and discover nightlife. Bigi - as a highly religious kid - shouldn't fall into that trap. I think we have a real prospect here.