Ketsbaia

He's not necessarily bad, but he's the one that needs upgrading this summer. For a team aiming to be in europe, he should be 4th choice at best.

Been the weak link for a long time, was at fault for the first two goals today and has no redeeming qualities - unless you count a couple of goallines clearances. Call it kneejerk if you want, but he has to be replaced ASAP. The damage he could do/is doing is unreal.

Meyler should concentrate on not being an abortion of a footballer.

Absolute disgrace of a player. And that isn't in jest, I'm absolutely livid that someone like that gets anywhere near Newcastle United. The basics of football are alien to him.

Bumrape is putting it far too nicely btw

He's done a lot right but to make the same tactical mistake again and again is embarassing. Just open your eyes, Alan!

They're all clueless. From the very first minute they were abysmal. There should be refunds for the away fans.

No way is he staying next season and this situation is ridiculous. He can do things that Obertan, Raylor and Perch could never even dream of. Blatantly gone and i doubt they'll even be bothered about a profit.

We actually look good on the attack, but the defence have once again been annihilated. Just bring on Ben Arfa and try and get 2 goals back.

Humiliating 'performance', we just cant defend. Can we just go home now?

What a waste of everyone's time. Fucking hell, i fear how many they'll score.

It was tongue in cheek, but i dont trust him at all.

Get rid. Sick of him.

As expected, I guess. Ben Arfa needs to come along and ruffle some feathers though. Our defeat won't be so bad, looking at other scores.

The jammiest team alive. Ridiculous stuff.

I missed the match, so what happened? Suarez wouldnt shake Evra's hand so Rio wouldnt shake his?

Only Santon is fit, Senderos is injured now Tempted whether to risk 4 points by replacing him with Ledley King.

Tino Sarsaparilla

Just found this whilst job hunting: http://www.totaljobs.com/JobSeeking/England-Football-Manager---London-Wembley-Travel-Required_job52827388

Micah Richards will be chuffed at this news. Whoever is in charge for the Euros needs to be brave enough to pick players that end the season strongly instead of sticking with Downing, Glen Johnson, Barry and possibly Ferdinand.

Get Papissed

Depends if they included loan fees although Cisse, Zamora and Onuoha definitely cost more than £10m. The pub have messed that up.

Aye I'm putting Bale as captain, with Sigurdsson vice. Most of my defence are injury doubts after missing their last game (Kompany, Enrique, Smalling) so hoping for some luck there.

It's about time we loaned him to the Championship. Good luck to the lad and I'm sure it'll be a great experience for him, which we'll ultimately benefit from.

Well jealous of that signing - I hope Dortmund can keep Gotze because Bayern & Dortmund will be a great battle at the top.