Ketsbaia

So is Hernandez going to replace Welbeck for a while now? And is Andy Johnson going to play more now Zamora has gone? I'm planning on replacing Ben Arfa, Fletcher and D Cisse with Sigurdsson, Aguero and Danny Graham, but if Hernandez/Johnson play more I don't have to go with 2 Swansea attackers.

So Raylor has a personality, who da thunk it?

Might have given himself a better chance if he didn't start his forum career trying to blend in by holding a comb over his top lip and spouting the things he's heard that Mags say from someone who works with one. Well yeah, that was a poor start

Super_Hans didn't get banned, did he? I'm always open to the possibility of a sensible mackem on here, lets hope it doesn't end in heartbreak apathy this time.

I found it weird that Bassong couldn't get games because they have too many centre backs, but Harry wouldn't let him go until he brought another one in.

None of that is wrong, though.

Knowing Wenger's recent track record at transfers, if he replaces Van Persie with a Park/Benayoun/Chamakh standard of player, we could seriously compete with them again next season. Also, Liverpool are getting ready to implode and Spurs will be in transition after Harry leaves. Meanwhile, we seem to be going forwards as a club. Getting far too optimistic here.

For me, the only big error Pardew has made here is his handling of Ben Arfa. Hoofing the ball concedes possession far more than Ben Arfa does and when he has played - despite the odd mistake - he leads to goals. It's really that simple, Ben Arfa = goals. If you stick Santon behind him it would be a lot better. His poor performance at Blackburn was replicated by 10 other players yet he was hauled off at half time. He's our most gifted player, yet I fear this is leading to a sad ending.

He was shite at SJP, but he was great at WHL last season. Neither affect how he'll do on Saturday though and he's really improved his consistency in the last few months.

Does Bale get played on the right now? Whichever flank it is, we should put Santon on him otherwise he'll destroy Simpson. It'll be a respectable defeat for us.

Rivaldo, Ronaldinho, Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Dani Alves, Fat Ronaldo, Thierry Henry, Nedved, Silva, Bellamy

Huh? nba is similar to the second name Ba. It makes no sense, I think I'll hide now

is that a cousin of his?

Out-fucking-standing work ;D The facial expressions are hilarious.

Ever since that syrup interview and he started tweeting, he's become a legend. I find myself with a constant smile whenever he's doing interviews - a wonderful personality. Let's just get rid of that clause and move on.

How's 55 with 2 to play a bad week?! Take away Captain Van Persie (which loads had the same), it was full of 1s and 2s

If Swansea don't buy Sigurdsson I'd love to see him here, depending on the price. A Tiote-Cabaye-Sigurdsson midfield could be brilliant.

Had a poor week. As well as the strikers debacle, i benched Mignolet (7pts). 55pts so far with Bale and Enrique to play.

He's angling for a move to Sunderland. RTG must be in meltdown.

Torres was terrible there. For once, eh?

Massive Balls. Can't wait to see the third pen. The clue was when he started celebrating with Rooney. He feels immortal.

Webb is outdoing himself here. Got to admire the audacity though.

That's fantastic news. He's very handy to have around and is a good lad. I feared the worst when the oxygen mask come out though.

How does Howard Webb still get Man U games? Such a soft penalty. Tyler needs to stop calling him AVB, like.

So were the mackems cheering on their good friends at Villa? Or did they have a lovers' tiff after selling Bent?