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A monumental performance. He gets stick but we'd be a hell of a lot worse without him. Whey aye man!!!

Fucking YESSSSSS!!!!! Absolutely over the moon - Sam Jacks was rocking. I didn't imagine us winning but Colo, Jonas and Krul were exceptional. Obertan and Cabaye promising too. That handball was as blatant as you'll ever see and it would've been a game changer, but we won anyway Cattermole is a fucking dirty inbred thug, mind. Toon toon, Black n White army!

The club are excelling themselves this time. So we're gonna wait til the medical before the deal collapses?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3763861/Steve-Bruce-I-hate-this-game.html

Pretty fucking nervous now Seeing their probable XI calms me down a bit though......I trust the likes of Coloccini, Barton, Tiote, Jonas and Saylor. Lets just get this thing over with.

Yep they nearly called our bluff. Still....onwards and upwards!

This is fun

Stop being a pussy. We'll beat them. Really? Ah thats ok then.

I hate derby day Certainly won't be able to sleep tonight. Can't both sides just agree to a draw?

We were told these players would be in before going to America. Then the Leeds match. Then the Fiorentina match. Don't worry they'll be in for the start of the season. Well one will definitely be in for the Sunderland match. When does this end? Does it end? With 7 months of preparation, it is completely out of order that we're still searching for ideas this late.

Am I right in assuming Sam Jacks and the pubs in The Gate will be showing it?

That is amazing

That Falcao fee is ridiculous Good player, but come on....

If the club resort to loaning a LB (god forbid), I'd have thought Van Aanholt would come before Bridge.

From 'Le Meme Fred'

At the end of the day, they've got Anton Ferdinand. Even Shola can better him.

Hi, Luke. Everything OK? Please, leave a post or something. Bet you'd be a great WUM.

Went for a mixture. I really wanted to replace Ramsey/Cabaye with a more glamorous choice like Silva, but couldn't raise enough. Besides, I think they'll both do well so couldn't decide who to take out. At least I have a fantastic defence, some set piece midfielders and a prolific striker though! Given (Westwood) Vidic, Kompany, A Cole, Huth (S Taylor) Yaya Toure, Cabaye, Ramsey, Adam (Reo-Coker) Rooney, Fletcher (D Graham)

I actually think with a left back and a striker, this will be one of our stronger Premier League squads. Loads of attacking options, defence is lacking in numbers though.

HA!

It's one thing for Nolan to drop down a division, but Barton is genuinely a good player. He's actually better than good. If Barton goes to Wham I'll.......hmmm. You ok Neil?

Well.. lee_ryder Lee Ryder A proven goalkeeper with 18 seasons experience of #nufc or a Division Three goalie who can't get a game? Ahhh calling it Division Three - he's so retro and cool.

That'd be wicked if I wanted the fucker around for tea at me ma's but I don't, I want the bastard to be Peter Schmeical Mk2.

I'm in no doubt we'll get the left back and striker - they'll most likely be pretty good (Pieters and Maiga perhaps). But that doesn't excuse them fannying around for so long. We've had since February time to prepare and we're still picking names out of a hat with 2 weeks to go.

What a fucking waste of time. A new goalie ffs.