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Apart from somebody buying out Mike A***ey, a Colo contract is probably the best news we could get.

This is an original. To the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar: There he is Demba Ba How many goals has he got so far?

If you're lifting posts from RTG, at least credit the guy....

Don't Spurs want Ancelotti? None of the top clubs would be after Benitez so if he's out of the game much longer he might lower his sights. But yeah they probably couldn't meet his demands.

described as "on agenda" too

Worried that Rafa Benitez is still unemployed and wants to come to England. Its perhaps unrealistic, but if they blind him with 'ambition' he might just do it. BREWSE IN!!!

Thanks Neil, might keep him in and bring in Nani this week. Definitely going to use the wildcard after this international break. Hoping for: GK: Given, Mignolet DEF: P Jones, Bosingwa, Kompany, S Taylor, Enrique MID: Nani, Silva, Ramsey, Cabaye, A N Other FOR: Rooney, Adebayor, Best Looked affordable last week but loads of values have shot up.

What are the chances of Dzeko starting this weekend? I know City rotate and he started the last 2 games (when Balotelli scored), but Tevez won't play. Just gonna bench Rooney and will bring in Nani this week before his price spirals even more out of control.

Tevez is a twat. Problem is, whilst City would love to have him rot in the stands, money will win and they'll have to sell him. Which is exactly what he wants. Player power

things will calm down in the morning, mimi. don't go.

But..but...football is a universal language.

he'll be getting Dr Dre headphones soon......

Only doing this to prove Barton wrong [/pessimist] Nah, this is great news. Getting dangerously hopeful for Colo now.

He's from Sunderland, which is a small village near Newcastle. Never go there.

By the way, Sunderland were in their away kit tonight as their yellow/green Brazil tops clashed with Norwich.

I voted to keep Wearside here, on the principle that it is harsh to get rid just because he's voicing his opinions.....no matter how fucking outrageous they are. And boy, they really REALLY are.

5-0, 8-0, 5-0. Barcelona's home matches this season. Not even consolation goals. Its ludicrous, really.

He's the only one who I think an exception could be made for as he's quiet, brilliant and just gets on with his job. This is where Pardew really earns his money though, if he can tempt his puppeteer to do so.

It has been the complete and utter opposite

That is just too good.

Yes, it was... But i must admit i often struggled to understand what he said His accent... my God ! and the drool on his face - did that distract you?

You are amazing! I'm guessing this chat was in English? On reflection, they can barely fathom that, never mind French!

Exactly. Whenever Cabaye is quiet, it'll just create other pathways for us. Also, when teams double-mark Ben Arfa, that'll leave Cabaye and Jonas to kill them softly.

West Brom vs Fulham will save us, I'd think.