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Ah right, my bad.

Might eventually buy this, just out of desperation. Been wanting to buy a home shirt for years but they just kept getting worse. You win, Puma

Admittedly he was hit and miss at Chelsea (and his first year at Inter) but he's improved. The only bad signing at Real is Pedro Leon and that seemed to be a board signing, whilst the season before only Mariga hasn't worked out. Pandev, Lucio, Milito, Eto'o, Sneijder and Motta was a wonderful summer.

a wonderful player and likable man, but this is a very cunt-ish way of leaving. maybe we'd be better using his money to strengthen the squad, but there comes a point where that has to stop. the carroll deal was too good to pass up, but this isn't. however, as said earlier, he's progressed faster than we have and we have no chance of getting to champions league level (neither do liverpool btw). we can't match his personal goals so then it just becomes a matter of loyalty - and we know what the modern footballer is all about. A.B.L. (anywhere but liverpool)

I don't see much French football, but I'm suspicious that Sow is a one season wonder,despite it being a very good season. He may prove to be a late bloomer, but I'm uncomfortable with a large bid for him.

Shameobi in for Ba, VdV in for Meireles. Is it too late to take Nani out?

4-2-3-1 is the way to go, like. Zoggy - BenArfa - Jonas will be positively wanktastic. Honestly, we have to sign him.

Altintop is a weird signing, but Mourinho knows what he's doing. He'll be an important jigsaw piece. A vital cog in the machine.

That lass is minging tbh.

The thing is, despite both being only a point off relegation, they're not in too much danger. It would take some improbable results to send them down.

BumperGraham Graham Hunter This is a short extract of a long, fun interview with this guy. Tremendous character. LFC bound http://bbc.in/lNfnHO And yes, the video leads to Enrique. I hope he's wrong this time.

Interested to see if the 'Body Language Crew' spot anything at the MetroCentre yesterday. Perhaps Jose pulling a Raylor-face, spitting on the shirt or crying in the foetal position in the corner? And when it was time to leave - was the goodbye tearful? Details, dammit!

I think the question we all want to know is this... IS SAMI ELIGIBLE?

Not only are they involved in every goal conceded, they keep the defence organised. But i agree that strikers are more important, just think keepers are the next ones.

I tried to be funny, then it backfired and now my head hurts. Humiliation.

goalkeepers are vastly undervalued, considering how important they are.

Anyone seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQYob9E0q-Y

Belgium has something similar. It sounds totally stupid, but I'm a traditionalist.

i'd say WOAT.

Hmmm I'm quite offended that Smith and Perch exist, I'm not sure we need more....

"Carl Cort and Michael Chopra....but they're brothers? I don't understand"

If its a choice between us and Sunderland, he'd surely pick us. He's learnt what the craic is up here.

Imagine him when both Ameobis and Kazenga were on. Poor guy.

Piers Morgan has been great at slagging off Owen and Rooney lately, but this is from tonight (after Man Utd's awards ceremony): piersmorgan Piers Morgan What award did you win @WayneRooney - Fastest Transfer U-Turn of the Year After Big Cheque Arrived? WayneRooney Wayne Rooney @piersmorgan did u win 1 for most boring show of the year. Stop hanging on to me pls. I don't want to know u. #cowellbulliesyou piersmorgan Piers Morgan That's what you said to Sir Alex before he paid you £50mill RT @WayneRooney @piersmorgan Stop hanging on to me pls. I don't want to know u.