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Thats a quarter of a Carroll. A sixth of a Torres! Poor Dortmund

From the back its nice but from the front its putrid. I'm scared of seeing it in person. Goalie top is nice though.

That video is class!

In: Kevin Gameiro (£8m) Cheikh M'Bengue (£6m) Douglas (£4.5m) Stephen Ireland (£4m) Dale Jennings (£0.5m) Seb Larsson (Free) Jay Bothroyd (Free) Spend £23m Out: Jose Enrique (£10m) Sol Campbell (Free) Wayne Routledge (£2m) Haris Vuckic (loan) Nile Ranger (loan) Income £12m Theres loads of quality players I'd like us to sign though, obviously. Despite only £11m net spend, that's an OK summer for us.

Is Kyle Walker making the step up the first choice RB when he returns to Spurs?

Even more of a reason to get Douglas from Twente.

I don't think the Europe thing comes into it much, to be honest. Were they even playing in the Europa League when they signed Modric, for example? The thing with their good signings is not that they've attracted them on the basis of the fact they're Tottenham - in that respect, they're going to struggle, as they don't offer mega wages and they're not one of the largest clubs - the key point is that they identified them and went out and got them. They've signed some decent players. Their problem, I think, will be that their players have now tasted the CL - a decent chunk of it, too - and that is something of a double edge sword, as the players will want more, and anything that happens next season is going to be a bit of a let down by comparison. As for the Europa League, I honestly think most players would prefer not to be involved in that at all. My prediction of doom for Spurs next season, though, is based as much on "because that's exactly the sort of thing that happens to Spurs" as it is on rational evidence, mind. Great post. I made that point about Europa League about a week ago but apparently i was wrong. No one gives 2 shits about that lame competition (well players i mean). It's champions league or nothing in their minds. Shows how much the Europa League needs and overhaul, they should cut down the teams in it, and make it knockout from the start. Or something like that. Straight knockout was great. Theres absolutely no appeal in a meaningless group match at home to Bulgaria's finest (not even that!). It took an impressive amount of effort to mess up that competition in such a short timespan. And the name change was stupid too.....it'll always be UEFA to me.

Sanchez and a couple of defenders >>> Fabregas

I want to see them both go up for a header and get their curls tangled. Would love to see Derek Wright and Chelsea's physio standing their with Afro-combs and detangling spray trying to separate them. It'll be like velcro

Norwich are going right back down. They seem lovely but it's gone too fast for them. And if Blackpool stay up they'll go just as quickly (hopefully).

Wounded animal.....I'd hate to see how they retaliate.

Wonderful attack by Man U there. Lovely to watch.

Honestly, what was the point?

The question isn't if they'd join us, it's whether better teams will join the bidding. And you have to think they will, Arsenal and Liverpool for a start....

Yeh I'd like him too. He thinks he can do better, but those teams don't. And when they don't bid for him, thats when we swoop!

Fucking Arsenal. They're pathetic. So that's a bottom half finish for us, which is exceeding expectations but we should always aim higher. Would've been nice.

Just seen the live league table - if West Ham win that match at Wigan its going to be an amazing final day of the season.

Nice one Wolves. Don't particularly like them but they're the best of a bad bunch down there. Would much prefer Wham, Wigan, Blackburn or Blackpool to go.

Agreed. Don't want the Welsh to go up, Forest are horrible and Reading mean nothing to me. I wish Leeds snuck in there - now thats a club!

Tips for the Play-Offs? Swansea have been impressive and are in form Cardiff are in awful form but have Bellamy Reading have came from nowhere to storm the top 6. Momentum got Blackpool promoted. Forest are a good, if frustrating, team and also are in form. For some reason I think it might be Swansea. Can imagine them in the PL next season.

Clem asked Taarabt if he felt he was at the right club for him and he was all "I don't know blah blah blah". Howay man, you're on the pitch, celebrating winning the Championship. Just play along and say yes.

Last minute decision to bring in Yaya Toure (and make him captain) definitely worked. Bringing in Ba definitely didn't.

We know how vital he is to the team and if we end up struggling next season, every point counts. Lets not do anything silly and end up regretting it. It mightn't be 100% fair to the travelling fans, but its the smart thing to do.

Is Gomes the biggest idiot in football? Theres a few contenders but he's proven himself to be such a dipshit. And that Adam tackle was horrific. Even though its nice that Spurs' time is already over, i'm gutted Liverpool won't miss out on Europe.