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Injuries? Pah. Try Ben Arfa, Ireland, Best, Enrique and Gosling.

Strange. I thought "Forever Blowing Bubbles" was West Ham's thing.....

Relegated: Blackpool, Wolves, Wigan (Blackburn nearly drop) Promoted: QPR, Norwich, Cardiff

Go on then, who'll be the first to suggest Coloccini in midfield?

Wolves have won 9 and our 2nd bottom What a season

I'd take Gordon, Onuoha and Gyan (not a fan, but he's better than what we have) in the first XI, but their second string would beat ours.

Oy! I've still not seen that celebration he did....

What the hell? Birmingham-Bolton?? The ugliest, most uninspiring match and its still ahead of us.

This season and last season. Whoops. I very rarely watch it, but thats embarassing!

How long has MotD showed the minutes on the scoreboard? Its a nice touch.

I voted Tiote but nearly went Coloccini or Barton. A long way back but still worth a mention is Simpson. He's been really impressive and if Capello bothered to visit the North East, he'd be in the England squad by now.

Awwww bless 'em. Guess it was too quiet for too long. PANIC AT THE DISCO!!!

Can't believe that about Mourinho Gutted. And of all the teams it was.....Gijon? Absolutely mental.

Easy peasy. It was starting to get uncomfortable, but today was the reality check that - despite the frustrations - we were never going down. After all, this is a team with Coloccini, Barton, Enrique and Tiote (although not today). Its nice to be safe

He's just so, so, so good.

Just got back from that game and it was a nice win. Any lingering fears of relegation are gone and we can look forward to a meaningless, pressure-less end to the season. Personally didn't think ameobi played well, but hey ho. The best moment was either coloccini's masterpiece for the 3rd or stevie taylor's superman run (which he continued all the way) that led to him celebrating on his own, as if he scored. the mentalist! i'm convinced jonas only scored because he aimed for the corner flag and it accidently snuck in. but overall a lovely win, beautiful weather. cracking day!

Ebanks-Blake with the only goal in a 1-0 defeat.

And so it begins....

"Do I use too many questions? Yes, probably. Am I going to stop? No chance"

Man, I'd sure hate to see Enrique's body language as he reads that!

It still hurts. I've not watched him since and I don't know how I feel about our match at Anfield. Just the thought of him in a Liverpool shirt.....

Perhaps, but how do you think he'll do in the match?

Spurs, Lyon and Sevilla have done alright with this policy. It can definitely be done successfully, although people are right to doubt whether we can do it well.

It looks like something a fake account would say. But thats Mickey's famous sense of humour for you!

The Fenham Frustrator? Needs a cap first, but aye he'd be the second.