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If the miraculous takeover ever happens, I'd love us to go for the likes of Coyle and Vilas Boas.

Think this is my favourite thread on this forum Click the links and its just laugh after laugh after laugh. They're the retardiest of ALL retards. The thickest of the thick. Mong-tast-eriffic!!

This....is just the best Ever

Ben Arfa, Gosling and Smith - theres 3 summer signings already! Maybe we are too demanding....

the whole comment is hypothetical. let me live in my little dream bubble, Dave.

You can tell Jonas scored last Saturday

fwiw, i reckon lukaku - if he's sensible - would be interested in coming here. if he gives us 5 years, he'll be 23 and will have the elite clubs fawning over him. 23 is still very young. meanwhile, he's stepping up in league quality and getting his name out there even more.....the regular football will improve him, help him adapt and remove the 'unknown' element which makes him a risk. we've seen many promising 18 year olds fall away. but theres no way we're spending that sort of money.

Since when has Newcastle been comfortable? We're not some lovely cottage club that promote morals and dunk shortbread into their coffee. We're the goldfish bowl, remember?

Actually neil, i think £5m plus 'arrange friendly' should do it. and as for personal terms, they can just tell him he'd be an indispensible member of the team. easy!

Used to love Lukasz Sinkiewicz on the last FM. Imagine the heartbreak when I saw he's now crap and at Augsburg....

Rondon looks very promising actually, but he'd cost a lot. Also think Caicedo has done well at Levante too.

Most likely some 15 minute run outs in the last few games of the season. Send us away with optimism this summer.

Lollenham HateSpurs. Great night for them, eh? Couldn't happen to a more t'riffic club.

Yeah - I like him being on the board too. He's a good poster who gives as good as he takes. This.

Hernandez should be there too

Make plasters with Tiote's head on, you'd cure it all. Broken legs, cancer, AIDS - everything!

Ahhhh so thats why he doesn't. The shit twat!

Gonna whack one off here at work, one on the bus home and three in the kitchen. fwaptastic!!!!

So Parker, Bale and Adam are in the main award but Kompany or Nani aren't? Bit of a joke really. And no Carroll? Thats even more shocking! The Young Player category is a good battle though. I've went with Tevez and Nani.

Always thought Aaron from Emmerdale had a bit of Victor Valdes in him.

Surprised Tiote has been overtaken. Barton has had a brilliant season but we're a far, far better team when Tiote plays - he's phenomenal. And more than that, he's crucial to the way we play. The only downside I see is his suspensions.

More likely: £10m striker £5m centre back £5m in total for a backup winger, backup left back and cheap striker (maybe Larsson on a free?) We'll not spend over £20m (especially net profit).

Damn those crampons!

Aye, but it would be fun to watch them be dragged into a relegation dog-fight. Absolutely Maybe it'll finally stop their delusion, although maybe I'm being naive. They are a top 8 team after all...

Like us, they'll finish 10th-13th. Neither of us are going down, clearly.