Ketsbaia

tbh if supermac told me the world is round, i'd not believe him.

he misunderstood what dogging is. poor mutt.

"I started the day by brushing my teeth, but then I saw the toothpaste was empty. For a minute I panicked, but then I reached into the cupboard and found another tube. Problem solved. I cleaned my teeth without a hitch. That was my day." Probably

and bought diomede, le tallec, cheyrou, diao, dundee etc. naturally there were a few good buys in there too.

Must've been impressed by the may he mumbled nervously through Soccer AM

they've listed ben arfa as a striker

Was it the Guardian that said that Andy Cole stuff too?

Scotland. Jesus Christ.

Theres too many "landslide" matches tomorrow, so I've had to be a bit creative: San Marino (+5.0) (vs Sweden) Faroe Islands (+5.0) (vs Italy) Germany to win both halves (vs Finland) Holland (-1.0) (vs Finland) Hungary to beat Moldova £1 pays £7.10

Smell bad, did it?

gay people dont really like football though, do they? isn't it a testosterone thing? a potential minefield, i admit.

I remember our fans staying outside the ground for ages after full time. There were party scenes, especially when the Boro fans walked past. It was if we were already safe....we certainly should've been. But as a standalone night, it was wonderful.

footballers are twats. fact.

lol @ Rooney

wow, just realised theres a new england kit. wasn't the last one really successful? thought it sold loads. anyway, it was certainly the best england kit in a while and its gone already. absolutely shocking.

Without hesitation, it has to be Nicky Butt's overhead kick.

To those that rate George Best, he probably should be mentioned too.

McClaren played a typical Dutch 4-3-3 formation i think, which doesn't really have room for a Tiote-type destroyer. However, in an interview he said the Twente player most likely to succeed in England was Tiote.

he proper loves the student gash, like. the guy has taste!

They've lost Jones and Cana, but gained Onuoha, Mensah (again), Gyan and Riveros, among others. Guess its not THAT improved.

I lost at Ping Pong the other day and was livid.....then my mate said "aye, but we've got Ben Arfa" and I was made up. Thats the effect its had!

Good window: Newcastle, Sunderland, Wolves, Birmingham, West Brom Bad window: Liverpool, Arsenal, Everton, Wigan

is there a BBC3 + 1 ?? (and no, not BBC4) EDIT: charlotte jackson perving over larisa riquelme......i think tv has now peaked!!!!

Tainio, Mido and a bid for Pennant. Ajax, man! What are you doing?!?!