Doctor Zaius

Steve Wraith man. Gah hey.

I know we're shite but what the fuck is it about Brighton that makes us look so utterly abject. This, the batterings under Bruce, the FA cup defeats under Pardew. Fuck Brighton ma

We're utter shit like. Good luck Eddie lad, you're gonna need it.

Penny for the thoughts of either Schär or Fernandez. Fernandez is easily our best centre half and can't get a look in.

All three of his team selections have been utter wank. Have to question his judgement like.

Imagine Steve Bruce winning four Europa Leagues

Emery is my choice too. Think it would be a terrific appointment actually.

Scholes

I'd say so. Somewhat like Chris Mort did....

I'm all for communicating with fans but Twitter is a shit show like. Would be advisable for Ghodoussi and Reuben to dissapear from Twitter imo. Actually think it's sort of an unprofessional medium of communication too fwiw.

Great finish today.

Good point but we were shit. Fuck knows what Jones was thinking with that team selection. Ritchie and Longstaff are so off the pace its unreal.

Ritchie getting absolutely tortured by Olise

As bad as I've seen us like

I'm another one that captained Havertz like. Would have fancied him to at least come up with an assist in a 7-0 win ffs.

What the fuck is that team. Krafth as part of a back 3? Fraser in midfield?

Arteta man, what a clown. No wonder his team's shite and he'll be peddled before the season is out as well.

Thanks for the memories

Paul Lambert. God, imagine

Gerrard won't come imo. I think were struggling like and we've been turned down by multiple managers, which is actually understandable. Either that, or we haven't made a move for any yet, which would be a lot more worrying.

Position is untenable like. Has to go. Take Clemence and Agnew with him aswell.

Get this cunt gone asap.

The tea towels, Saudi flags and Arab costumes are utterly fucking pathetic like. Just go to the fucking game and support Newcastle United rather than fucking begging for attention or making an arse out of yourself and the club. Unbareable fucking wankers.

If we win on Sunday, I'm not opposed to him sticking around for a few games if we're in decent form. Picking up wins and staying up in objective number one. The new owners need to get a decent structure in place with the right man. That might take time. Lose on Sunday and his position is untenable though. You could even argue that if we fail to win. I don't want us to panic and appoint some chump. Its easy to sit there and say 'anyone is better than Bruce' but we're in trouble here and we've got a poor squad. We might still appoint someone who is default better than Bruce but still not good enough to get us going. Lampard might be in that category.

Martinez isn't what we need like. Genuinely have no idea why he's rated at all. I'd like to know who's turned us down/made it clear they're not interested. Conte, Rodgers and Potter would be my guess. The next man is as important as any. I'd rather they take their time, get the structure in place and then go from there. Not panic. If we lose on Sunday though their hand is forced, Bruce's position will be untenable.