Doctor Zaius

Watford are brutal like

This is utterly pathetic like

Longstaff is utter gash like

Man United are shite like. Going nowhere and fast under the baby faced cheating cunt

Our old pal, Mick Junior making an appearance at 26 seconds. Still looking like a mouthbreather, still cutting out in a mullet.

Do they make a judgement today?

Heard people say John Anderson is negative but fuck me, who wouldn't be if you'd had to commentate on every one of our games over the past 20+ years. Sounds like he's at the end of his tether.

It's no good folk saying 'anyone but Bruce' like. It's nonesense to say that. Bruce is shit. But there are plenty worse/just as bad. Getting rid of Bruce, to just be pig sick of Tony Pulis 6 months down the line is such a pointless endeavour and something that might end up with us worse off, however that may be. It's such a shit situation and such an unappealing job that there's very few options, that's why we're stuck with Bruce in the first place. I'd probably take Howe if he was stupid enough to come here.

Steve Wraith is the worst person to come out of Tyneside since Mary Bell.

Can't get over that Murphy miss man. Just fucking hit it and make their old cunt of a keeper work Fucking criminal like

What the fucking hell was that!?

Hahaha fuck off

Ball cut across the box and Joelinton is about 30 yards away walking forward. Fuck me man.

These cunts have fouled Almiron all game long like.

Blatantly coming like

Got to be finishing that Willock

Foster's had a 'mare like

What a hit

Ritchie is gonna get tortured by Sarr

City miles the better team here today

Watching Chiellini and Bonucci is giving me flashbacks to the summer

Also, Dan James like. How much did Leeds pay for him? Fuck me.

He's better imo. More effective.

I'd also add that there's never been consistent pressure on Ashley. There's been fuck all movement wholesale aside from a song now and then. Remember the SackPardew campaigns and now this whinging about Bruce. There's consistent collective ire directed at the manager often, never enough at Ashley.

Aside from Rafa, the manager is always going to be shit though. That's because of Ashley. Who is managing this shit show is almost by the by until he goes. The first thing Carragher said was words to the effect 'Why Bruce and not Ashley?'