Doctor Zaius

Where the fuck are you going to fit a Jumbo screen at SJP ffs?

Cracking performance today!

I take it those who havn't said Sunderland as their most hated team dosent have to deal with their fuckhead supporters on a regular basis?

I think he'll be a decent signing here. Considering our last game we had Kadar and Zurab at the back, the latter of which looks anything but a centre back at the minute. IF his wages arn't extortionate, I think he'll be fairly good as cover for Colo and Taylor. A centre half with bags of experience that could probably still do a job in the prem; cant go wrong when your low on numbers.

^ Carl Corts wife-esque that like

Not as much attention as a Mr Barton got like.

I hope he gets raped to pieces inside like. The cunt deserves it.

N-O needs a twitter page like. As for Caulkin, i like him, he talks alot of sense not just about us but about all 3 north east teams and I enjoy reading his articles.

Mmm Danone Park.

A boycoutt im would only hurt the club more. Both Financially and on thye playing side.

Words cannot explain how much I hate that man. a fucking tripple whammy. Stadium renaming. Hughton signed for 18 months club "off the market" FUCK OFF. What does he even mean by taking up off this none existent fucking market. Does this mean he's going to have a 3rd shot at trying to run the club because if he is appointing Hughton is the wrong fucking way of going about it. I really do dread to think what the future holds for this once great club.

Aye seen the Helicopter land when I was at the academy today, wondered what was going on. Nowt obviously.

As with regards to Guthrie, sometimes people are forgetting that he's being played out of position. He's not a wide midfielder, he's a centre midfielder; a position he hasnt played in since the back end of last season. If we were to put him in the middle, i feel we'd see much more of the player he has the potential to be rather than out wide.

Was there any reason for the kidnappings? Pretty horrific like.

Shite first half, better 2nd. Again playing poorly and winning. Our strikers, for me, arnt doing it. Is it our tactics or are they just crap? Ranger impressed me when he came on, surely has to start the next game. Harewood should be dropped, looked lazy, ineffective and uninterested, dosetn go to say we should boo him like. Hardley going to do his confidence the world of good is it oh and Thank fuck for Kevin Nolan. I'll be suprised if we hang onto him in january, looking very good even if he is in a shite league. Attendance: Just under 44K. Fantastic seeing as we havn't won in 4, were playing doncaster on the back of a defeat to scunny.

One player i expected much much more off was Guthrie if i'm honest.

Cunts. The fucking lot of them. Absolute spineless, gutless cretins. The 'players' , Ashley, Llambias, Hughton, Calderwood, all of them. grade A fuckwits. That is all.

Our defence has been torn apart by Gary Hooper and Martyn Woolford, two players of which before tonight I had no idea even existed. Says it all.

Literally one of the worst performances ive ever witnessed from a newcastle team. And I fucking mean that. Forest are nothing special yet we didnt look in it at all. Where to start though? we were terrible all over the pitch. Jose Enrique looked the only half decent player and if he dosent fuck off in january i'll be very suprised. Centre backs were shite, Forest were playing with 1 man up front in Blackstock and niether Zurab or Simpson could deal with him. In midfield we were gash, again a lack of width. Not that it mattered as not only can niether Guthrie or Lovenkrands cross a ball but their centre halfs won everything in the air. Smith being the thick fuck that he is went and got booked after 2 mins meaning he was skating on thin ice for 88 mins of the game. Lovenkrands is simply not a winger, any cunt can see that, there's no point in playing him there tbh Carroll and harewood were ineffective throughout, the latter was shocking, absolutely dreadfull. Our gameplan consisted of Whack the ball up to Carroll or Harewood and feed off the scraps, two things wrong with that hughton, A. We should need to be feeding off scraps against Notthing bloody Forest. B. it was flawed anyway because their Centre halfs were winning everything in the air or winning all the 2nd balls. Everyone could see the tactics wernt working yet did he change owt? did he fuck. He had Ranger warming up since half time and didnt decide to put him on untill the 85th minute. And whenever we did work it to anywhere near their goal we decided to try and walk it into the back of their net. A truely awful performance. I'm fucking sick of away games, out of the 5 I got to last season we were shite in every one aswell. Fucking sick as a dog.

Cant wait for this tbh. First away game of the season and probably the last away I'll be able to get to untill December. Out of the 5 away games I got to last season I seen 5 defeats so hope everything goes well tomorrow. Howay the lads!

Mourinho?

Cant wait for this one. First away game of this season for me. 2-0 to us I reckon. Harewood and Carroll.

So did KK claim 25M or was that a load of tosh? found this on Nufc.com: Keegan claimed that losing his job had cost him the £8,607,534 wages remaining on his contract; he also claims he suffered ’stigma damages’ which might prevent him from gaining future employment and he estimated those stigma damages at £16,500,000. The club rejected any such claims and stated that a clause in his contract limiting his payout to £2m was valid and thus that’s what they awarded him. If so thats preety dispicable on behalf of KK.

Hughton got his tactics all wrong imo. We were far too narrow. When you've got two big lads like Ranger and Carroll upfront then a bit of width and some crosses into the box wouldnt have gone a miss. Whoever was playing on the left weather it was Butt or Smith ( I couldnt tell as both seemed to be playing centre mid) is never going to get many corsses in and niether does Guthrie, he seems to be wanting to cut inside more. If we're going to play narrow, direct and through the middle we might aswel have had Harewood and Lovenkrands upfront with a bit of pace. However this did change when Jonas came on, Enrique and jonas worked well down the left and we looked more dynamic and more of a threat. Im pleased we do make noise in that singing corner. Alot of teams at home DONT sing at all. However as a fanbase we dont have a great repitoire of chants or songs. We didnt seem to make much noise last night and we were pretty much outsung, which we normally arn't. I dont especially like the "your support is fucking shit" chant tbh. We sing it at every team that comes here and it's lost its meaning. Especially considering the likes of Sheff wed's, Plymouths and QPR's support quite clearly isnt shit.

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