Doctor Zaius

Pathetic from the club imo

Enjoyed yesterday, good to meet some new people and see some familiar faces ?

Jacob Murphy was brilliant like. Delighted for him. Thought Bruno played well. Trippier is one of our best ever players like, so good. What a player Fabian Schar is too. I would maybe have liked to see Hall on and Livramento earlier given we were coasting. Palace were so bad though. Literally nothing up top. With Zaha gone, you can tell Olise and Eze are big misses. Guehi was poor and Mitchell woeful too.

Looking like brutal weather. Best of luck, see you's after ?

Wish this cunt had stayed in Milan like

Absolute surrender. Fucking 4-1 in the tie at one point. Sporting was worse but this was bad. Also, 28k attendance for a UEFA Cup R16 game. Didnt know we were born.

I understand gambling addiction is terrible and absolutely should be treat with the same gravity that we treat other addictions but fuck me, betting on your own team is absolutely moronic. If he's banned for a year, that's a big problem for us. If Milan knew, that's a lengthy legal battle. If he's out for a year, were back to the same issue we had with midfield last year, despite spending 60m on a midfielder.

Banned from football why? If he hasnt bet on football, surely its fuck all to do with football so he shouldnt be banned at all.

"Foods shite" Wonder if he'll play this weekend. Think he'll go Longstaff, Jo, Bruno v Palace and Tonali in for one of them V Dortmund. Id do it the other way round though.

Can the FA even ban him if he wasnt playing here at the time?

Yep. I think we'll go big on a right sided forward who will slot straight in, and a centre half who will have to bide his time. We should be signing players with a view to them being in the first choice XI, not as backup. Id stay clear of ESR though.

Thought he'd did tremendously well today given he had little support.

The list of teams he's played against is fairly outrageous as well. Liverpool, City, PSG, Brighton, Milan and West Ham away. A proper baptism of fire. I think he's looked better too tbh. He'll get there given time and application from himself. Sometimes his short passing is off. No doubt he's still getting used to the pace and physicality.

Throw yourself at the Kudus shot like

You've got Anderson playing upfront and Isak on the left. No changes...

Nobody tracked the runner like

Thought we'd see at least some rotation today. Fair fucks. Howe must believe we're fit enough.

I dont mind Danny Dyer like, clearly very self aware and seems quite down to earth too. Anyway, into these

St James Terrace is Grade II listed anyway. It's not biting the dust

I don't want to move like. No way. It's the location, rather than the stadium itself for me.

Are those three nations getting a pass into the World Cup on the basis they played in the first one? Chile, Bolivia and Peru also played in the 1930 one, why dont they automatically qualify? Sounds ridiculous.

Yeah. The Milan highlights on co.uk dont have commentary. One thing I noticed is how much corporate wank there is with UEFA. Not allowed to play Local Hero, has to UEFA's non descript music. Not allowed NUFC commentary on our own fucking game on our website, gotta shift ST holders for UEFA delegates. Can imagine there's tonnes of banal, irritating shit behind the scenes too.

The extended highlights on NUFC.co.uk should have Ando and Raizor commentary. Would like to hear the Ray Hudson commentary too. They didnt play local hero as we walked out last night did they? Think it was some shitty UEFA music. Corporate cunts.

He was my MOTM like. Thought he was absolutely brilliant. He looks so much better on the ball. That tackle on Ramos when he was clean through was something else. Really pleased for him.