Doctor Zaius

Hopefully PSG get him and he's decent, thus pushing Ekitike further down the pecking order. Chris Wood is a price worth paying.

Barcelona are mad like

What an incredibly fair and mature take. Fair play to you. Personally I hope their misery continues indefinitely and this decline is only the beginning of a much longer period demise for the club and utter dejection for their fans.

The bites on this tweet. NUFC Twitter is painfully thick like.

Why does 27 year old multimillionaire Rabiots mother have so much influence and say in his life!? There's loads of articles on her causing bother throughout his career. No wonder his attitude is shite, cunt must be cutting about in a constant state of embarrassment. Must have serious mother based issues like.

As well as we played on Saturday I think we really need a few more like. Almiron has been decent in pre season but a good right sided forward/winger changes this side. It adds much needed quality and frees up ASM from getting doubled up on as much. Desperate to get one over the line and a backup striker for Wilson too. Feel like we're so close to a very good side, but just a little off being there. It'll be frustrating if we don't get anyone. I'm pretty sure Bruno will be off at the end of the season if he maintains this form, regardless of who we sign like but we need to be matching the ambitions of our players. Mind, I do recognise how difficult it is with the players available and the FFP constraints.

A$M has been tremendous today. A good right winger changes this side though.

Aye, enjoyed the H2H one last year.

We doing a Head-to-Head league again?

How much is this fan funded then? Just seen one of the organisers of the Sunderland display insinuating it isnt.

Sneaking feeling that we'll dominate, miss a load of chances and they'll do us. 1-2.

scabs scabs scabs scabs

Thought it was a pretty dull match like. Very pre season kickabout-like. Thought Almiron and Longstaff did well. They didn't trouble us much. Really don't think Anderson is up to scratch quite yet. I think I'd loan him out.

My biggest worry now is a striker. Wilson hasnt looked all that sharp in pre season. 30 year old and half of last season out. Maybe its one injury too far?

Really dont want to see any of Chris Wood this season like. So shit.

Free header, straight at the keeper

Enjoying this commentary tbf

Great little finish there tonight

Lascelles is awful like

Sick and tired of that fucking bald cunt like

Has to produce the goods though. If he's shite then he may well not get another PL contract.

Fair play Lingard taking a one year deal like.

Ashworth is there isn't he? None of that front 3 are good enough to be starting games like.

Must be class being a footballer like

also the "cant say nuffink these days" and PC brigade craic is woeful. You can say what you want but you're gonna get called out if you're being daft.