Doctor Zaius

Absolutely fair play to him and his agent ending up at PSG. A way more attractive option than us right now, especially to a 19 year old French lad. He'd have probably got less opportunity to play here. PSG have more games to play and can afford to rest their first 11 given they'll walk the league. No hard feelings at all from me. Its just the way it goes.

Seems slightly far fetched by Diaby and Broja on loan would be class like. Think Chelsea would want Broja as a guranteed starter but if we could get him, we'd really have room to manoeuvre. Diaby probably too expensive. Would have hoped for a bit more than another 40m to spend. You're not getting a right sided forward and a half decent striker for 40m combined like. Not in this market. May have to be one or the other, but that leaves us a bit short in my book. Ideally we dont want any of Murphy, Almiron, Wood or even Fraser starting as first choice like.

Bentaleb. Forgot about him. Utterly shite like. Worse than Hendrick, if only just.

Turns out he played half an hour with Spurs. Only in qualifying round v Partizan with us though. Technically that's another one then.

Nah City weren't in the CL then. Milner never played CL with us, Woodgate never with Spurs.

Aye, Batty

Sherringham only one club in the CL, Becks only had one English club.

If Sterling joins Chelsea, he'll play in the CL with three different English clubs. Name the only other Englishman to do so. (Disclaimer: there may be more, I've 'made up' this question myself and I can only think of one)

Thought Reguilon was decent? Others have been shite like.

I'm a fully converted Adam P fan now like. It's come a full circle. A Joelinton like redemption arc for him. It's all so cringe that it's funny, or at least not rage inducing. Partridge-esque. Fair play to him.

A team called Bruno's Magpies are currently 2-1 in the ECL qualification round

Think both Fulham and Bournemouth will stay up personally.

Very good fee that like. Think that's a great deal.

I mean, both Reuben and Staveley have got into a business arrangement with one of the the repressive regimes in the world intent on using the club to improve their image in the face of gross human rights violations. Doesnt scream having the moral compass to shun the Conservative Party for the greater good does it?

Got two for Atalanta. Was still an abundance of tickets when I went through.

Everton 5/1 to go down seems big. Though, surely they can't be as bad as last year.

Sound, cheers mate.

How long will Memberships be on sale? Are there a limited amount?

Hot double figures in each of his 3 seasons back in Spain. Wonder what made him so shite for us.

No. I'd like to continue calling him out for being a doyle thanks.

Do we have a media/journalists thread? I thought we had one but couldn't find it. Anyway, I was looking for somewhere to whinge about Luke Edwards being a relentless cunt. Every take he has, ever bit of news, every 'scoop', every article is the most smarmy, snidey shite ever and often totally wrong. Botman signing really is fuck all like Cabaye and Sissoko like other than they're players from the French league. He's the worst journalist ever to cover us like.

Burnley fans in the replies seem gutted

What a woeful signing that has been for Chelsea

Gary Lineker is one of the few in the public eye that tries to highlight the right things yet he gets nowt but snidey comments like because like the rest of us, its absolutely impossible to live a non hypocritical lifestyle.

Weeeeeee hate Notttingham Forest...