themanupstairs

Honestly man, the rage over him not saving that goal is OTT. I'm all for OTT irrational hatred for Pards hoop lickers, but fuck me, anyone who sees the replays can see he was unsighted when the ball leaves Boyd's foot. He saw it way too late, and a much more agile goalkeeper would still not have saved it but made the attempt to save it look better than Elliot on account of him being a fat git. Had he seen it earlier then it was most definitely saveable. The replays show that he had defenders in the way who disappeared from in front of the shot. The blame IMO is squarely with the two defenders who moved out the way.

Rob Elliot is a better goalkeeper than Pardew is a manager. Elliot is a mediocre loathsome prick but we have bigger problems than him.

Because Pards knows best.

Yup. I might understand taking Ayoze off at half time, a kid from Spain who wasn't at his best on a cold Tuesday night at Turf Moor (but still posed 100 times more threat than anyone else mind). But I will never understand taking him off while Gouffran stays on the pitch. It is one of those sickening "managerial" decisions and you just knew it was coming.

We play with ten men when this guy is on the pitch. His crossing is shit, his dribbling is shit, his tackling is shit. Which just as well since he's a FUCKING STRIKER!!!

The way he shuffles his feet to steady himself, keeping his eye on the ball, before making contact is the stuff of genius.

hoop

Harry Kane sounds like Beardsley with a chochney acchcent.

He's just woeful. Should be taken off for the 4th official.

Once again, the biggest talent on the pitch by a long mile.

Jack Bolback to the opposition

Yeah, it's your imagination. Dis som gd shit right here

I thought if they play less than 15 or 20 mins from the start and come off injured, they get subbed off? Have I imagined that?

"rested"

Injured after 10 minutes, f*** right off 'PSYCHIC GEORDIE IN FANTASY SUICIDE' He's my captain as well. Will get subbed off won't he?

Absolutely nailed on Cabaye will get a mention in his post-match interview no matter what the result.

Wenger can go fuck himself. Brings on AOC for 10 minutes, who subsequently gets booked. Fuck off man.

Took him out of my fantasy team, of course he was gonna score man

Wey neydid the pretection against veir woide men who posed a serious fret

Shambolic decision

Why?

Stevie G holding him by the nuts it seems

ginggs has scored

Pretty sure that was sarcastic

The whole World Cups first 60 games And the rest of it especially the semis