themanupstairs

He's something else. The only reason to watch NUFC at the moment.

This. End of.

"A result of some description"?? Who the fuck says that?

That's the best thing ever

I don't understand how apathy has been allowed to set in. How the fuck has this utter oxygen thief not been hounded out the city? This shit eating docile fanbase needs to grow a fucking pair and stop living in fairytale land. Alan Pardew is a fucking impostor. If the St James' rabble don't realize this and don't hound him out, then we are doomed. He is even worse than Mike Ashley IMO. This fucking cunt has heaped more embarrassment on us than Ashley ever can manage. I wish I could ever come to within touching distance of him.

No changes at HT YESSS

Dat freekick we won when someone tripped Sissoko up, and dat way we lost the ball after the first pass

"And not enough of them have ended up making any sort of impact at all. Only eight of those 24 players (signed by Rodgers) have made five or more Premier League starts this season, which is a real worry" Ouch.

Fuck off Sunderland. Fuck off Pardew. Set of cunts.

Totally screwed on Bony, Clichy and Herrera today. Toure captain eases the pain somewhat, but still, not good enough.

Huge difference between reading them on the internet, and singing them from the Gallowgate for real. Was a steep learning curve but I got it eventually.

CB pairing has to be Coloccini on the right side with Dummett to his left. Janmaat and Haidara as fullbacks. Anything else and we'll lose IMO. Saylor could work too obviously as he's better on the ball than Dummett, but he is high risk to do something stupid again.

It's never us. In this case I am glad it isn't us. Wouldn't want these corrupt thieving bastards to come anywhere near us. Scum like them and Spurs are made for each other.

If supercunt pards is into his stats, then he should really look at the correlation between our defeats and Gouffran being in the team. He dropped him for a period, and I really thought he's finally sussed him, but it seems that he hasn't. What happens on Sunday is as simple as whether Gouffran is picked or not. If he's in the team, it means we're going out to contain them for a draw. If he isn't means we're going out to win.

As much as I want to dislike him for being so shit, I keep remembering that he doesn't pick where he plays.

Bollocks is he injured man. Another Pardew cop out. The trashing of Alnwick is fucking ridiculous. All those judging a keeper with less than 5 professional first team appearances should apply to work as scouts.

It's fucking depressing how simple logic just doesn't seem to win with this cunt of a manager.

Ayew for real? Aye

We go again. This does not slip. :mike:

Not Asian

Find me a 21-year-old keeper with 1 start in professional football who is. It's like saying water isn't wine. This!

From that same website: Newcastle face Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium today with rookie keeper Jak Anick making his first ever senior start. Anick will be one of four Geordies in the visitors' line-up with an influx of youth two months ago sparking the Toon's astonishing revival."

About 85 million pounds on Borini Alberto Ilori Aspas Markovic Lovren Allen :lol:

Their defence, and especially in the central areas is laughable. The number of goals they have conceded from weakness in that area should be alarming to them and their supporters. 20 million on Lovren was an absolute waste, and you didn't need to be a genius to work that out. How a waster like Glen Johnson, an erratic Martin Skrtel and a has-been Gerard continue to start almost every minute in every competition is a joke. I also love a little anfield implosion and hope the yanks somehow bankrupt them with all that wasted cash going down the drain. Fortunately for them they sold Suarez to offset all this waste.

I reckon Man U have some of the best away fans going. Sitting there trying to judge who is DA BESTEST is probably a waste of time though.