themanupstairs

The FA, England team and the English players will all get what they deserve. How the fuck the national teams continues to go backwards as the PL continues to get richer and bigger is beyond me. There are some really thick fuckers running this gig

Still time for him to shake off his shithispantitis but he looks like a deer in headlights. Bags of talent no doubt, which the scouts will have seen but doesn't seem to have the temperament for whatever reason. Absolutely awful goalkeeping.

Maybe some big players will sign for them for one match to play the "final", and have it be a charity event. I could see the likes of Neymar, Messi and Ronaldo going for that.

This so tragic. Knot in my stomach thinking how cruel this fragile life can be sometimes. RIP :'(

Lukaku WBA?

Yeah, now it's all "Thank You Rafa" and "Rafalution" and "Hey, another win!" and "Whoa, that looked like football!" Bo-Ring.

Love it, especially this one King of the North

What world do these morons live in? Carragher is thick as pig shit, and the only reason he's on television is his annoying voice.

He's been a bit of an unsung "factor" (nothing heroic or owt) in our recent record IMO. He's performed like a number 1 goalkeeper for a club our size should. I hope and reckon he'll go further than we expect in his career. Seems a good character as well.

Takes one to know one, cuz.

Ideally we'll get them in the FA Cup Quarters, we smash them for 5 at the radiation zone, and then they go down on the last day, along with Palace who we beat in the Semis.

Couldn't care less if this ubercunt starts as long as we're winning. Rafa clearly has eyes, and has also obviously improved the ginger scrote.

The Sun shines out of Rafa's arsehole.

No real effort has gone into making that even remotely believable

It's Friday night. I've had a few cans. We have a big game this weekend and I can't fucking wait. Rafa Benitez is the manager of NUFC. Does it get better than this? I don't think so.

Damn dude take a deep breath and go back a page to read Baba's post

I'd have a bit of that! Does he play in a midfield 2 or 3 baba?

IMO I would trust Rafa to know that we need to add a top quality CF if we got promoted. I don't feel that under Rafa we would need to rely on someone like Sturridge to "save" us. I'd much rather put my faith in Rafa's knowledge and system and give it time to work in the Premier League than to waste money on an absolute crock who can't get into a "team" currently because he is the furthest thing from a team player. Sturridge is perfect for someone like al pards. No game plan, just improvise, and hope he scores enough goals. For the price he would command, fuck that no thanks.

Only if his fee was a relative steal. 20 odd million I'd have him but would never want us to pay full price for a crock who is only in it for himself anyway.

Knowing Rafa that will be 100% genuine. Also, the Chronicle's website is an infected dried up anus full of puss and maggot larvae.

Aye, never thought I would say it but I hope Liverpool win the league. Man City would have been a decent club to cheer on for the true supporters, but they have gained too many glory hunters and there are empty seats throughout the ground since it's expansion. Ditto. Very likeable manager, likeable players, no diving cheating cunts, no tantrums and no chest beating bollocks. A tornado of functionality and constant movement, they play like a team and don't rely on one man. The fact that they actually play worse when Sturridge is on the pitch speaks volumes. I hope they can sustain this "heavy metal football" and go on to win it.

Pienaar sent off

Aye, bob badly!