themanupstairs

Hope you click on the Mitrovic thread to make the post of your life and accidentally click in this thread, make your post, then have to go through the hassle of cut/delete/paste, only a few have already read it on here and now it doesn't have the same impact it would've had you done it right the first time.

same with that prick Ray Stubbs when Cabaye was done retrospectively, Brighton i think was it? Wasn't that Keys? Could've been Stubbs. Both pricks mind.

The rest obviously hate him and thought it was a shit pen too.

Tore Jason McAteer a new arsehole that game. Just turned him again and again and again. And again. And again. Was it Neil Cox who he completely burned at the beginning of the season? (Was against Boro). The poor lad is probably still dizzy today Edit: DOh Who was the guy Tino do inside out in his first match v Boro? The nutmeg was one of the funniest things I've ever seen For the goal it was Steve Vickers. For the dragback/nutmeg it was Chris Morris I think. "footballers"

It really is a very badly assembled squad, and dare I say worse than ours in terms of buying for what they need. Their defence is an absolute joke apart from maybe Clyne, their midfield is woefully short on quality, plus Coutinho and Sturridge.

Wait, how's Paul Dummy not on there? Craziness.

Mark Bunn in the oven

Bye Cheik. Thanks for the smiley.

This.

Tore Jason McAteer a new arsehole that game. Just turned him again and again and again. And again. And again.

Jamie Wetnapp

Carlo Rash

Its one of the weirdest transfer 'sagas' for a while. Surely they're massively barking up the wrong tree How come? Talented wantaway striker? There's no guaranteed goalscorers available for a bargain (apart from Austin, apparently (and maybe Remy?)) so us and the Mackems have just got to throw a dart or two if we're bolstering the striker department. Since we both f***ed it up in the summer in Mitrovic and Borini respectively. Come on man you'r better than comparing these two!

Woeful decision by Oliver not to give Ighalo the penalty there. That cunt Williams again

Yup. Was willing to give them a free pass to absolutely thrash us on the weekend. Not after this though!!!

Ashley Williams is the biggest cheat in football. Absolutely cannot stand the twat.

That poster was some premonition for this thread it seems.

nuff said

IMO he's tying him down for the number 2 spot, and will bring in serious competition for Mignolet in the summer.

Colback on the right? Aye

Was YNWA even sung at the end? Half the kop was already empty Didn't think so

What happens to my All Out Attack chip if automatic substitutions change my formation? The chip is still played. If you use your All Out Attack chip to select a 2-5-3 formation and a midfielder or forward doesn't play then the bonus is lost, the chip isn't returned. Right so Bellerin would still come in at least. Cheers Dave. Incidentally how did you come to learn everything about everything?

superbly put, as ever.

Wait what? i've played my all-out-attack boost this week, but now Ozil won't be playing it seems. What happens in this case? Does my first sub come on? Do I lose the boost anyway or does it not count?

I rate him too, but can't help thinking rating a striker who needs to be "more clinical with his finishing", is a bit like rating a surgeon (great bedside manner, and clearly knows his stuff, advises the rest of the team wonderfully!) who needs to be a bit more accurate with his cutting. Not really. Football isn't a matter of life and death.. Aye, I agree. To be a great striker you need to be scoring goals, that is your main job after all. Think he's doing fantastically well as a target man for now though. We aren't playing to his goalscoring strengths with our narrow play like, but ultimately he should be doing better with the chances he's had. I set it up for Altamullan to finish off the quote since he loves his retro rhymes