themanupstairs

So I'll play along. Why would England centre back, playing for the Premiership champions, with probably his pick of any team in the league, come to us? Well obviously, but you kind of missed my whole point. I inserted the KaKa disclaimer for a reason

f*** it I'm going all KaKa on your asses. I'm going to believe that we're going to sign Remy, Cahill and Gibbs before the window shuts. Man, imagine running this gig like a proper football club and making that happen Elliott Janmaat Mbemba Cahill Gibbs Saivet Shelvey Sissoko Townsend Wijnaldum Remy

Would be a superb signing for us (not that it would happen). I would even forgive them for not getting a striker in if we signed a CB of the calibre of Cahill.

Yup. By Everton one would hope.

Yowza

As long as we can get someone in better, Any idea which mug that would be ? Moyes or Rodgers ? Moyes, maybe. Rodgers? Fuck that. We need someone with character. If our squad stays the same, only a fucking Mourinho has the bollocks and fire to save us.

Sub-par parenting, sub-par education, borderline racism, scum basically.

Claudio Ranieri reminds me of Robin Williams trying to speak with an Italian accent. What a great guy

Hate the way Gouffran looks just before coming on as sub. Like some geek standing in line waiting to pay for a pack of chewing gum.

So sick of starting matches away from home set up not to concede. What's with all the fucking trepidation? Just fucking go for it! Play like a fucking football team and not like a group of people playing the percentages!! If we're going down let's at least go down fighting for fuck's sake! If we don't get a good striker we will go down or come very close. Spend money on an in-form striker even if from the championship, not a fat sulking lump like Berahino.

42 so far with Aguero playing. Notable points from Firmino, Alli and Kane. Bellerin, Ozil and captain Lukaku tomorrow.

Hendo giving it the scouse "coom ahnnng"

Moreno What a donkey. They were opened up so easily there.

Do you enjoy boring midfield play like?

They are gash. Back 5 are a joke. Lucas still plays in their midfield. Alongside Henderson poster boys for bang average.

Gouffran at CM says hi. Oh dear god no You know it's happening bimps

Quite possibly be Aarons at LB. Played there in preseason did he not?

Watch him start Gouffran alongside Shelvey with Saivet on the bench

You could stick Sterry there This is the most likely (and logical) if both Dummett and Mbabu aren't fit to start. No way should we be moving Mbemba out of the middle.

Posts like this make me feel so good inside. Cheers midds

Will score a hattrick on the weekend. Sold by the end of the month for 27 million.

It's there man.

Aye, would like to see Mbemba and Dummett at the CB pair before this season is out. Need to start planning for Colo's retirement.