themanupstairs

THANK GOD WERE NOT IN EUROPE

The only thing more cringeworthy will be when they start calling him "Jurgen" 100% of the time. Because it's the Liverpool family of incest and all.

You're just saying this because Dortmund had a shocking season last year, right? He won the Bundesliga in 2012, in his fourth year as manager, and went to the CL final in his fifth year there. He would be an absolutely amazing appointment for them, it'll be very hard to hate Liverpool with him in charge. No it won't. Have you seen their fans? They'd just ruin Klopp rather than the other way around. This. Don't really want to hate Klopp by association, but it is what it is.

Why? Think he'd do well myself Klopp is an excellent manager, but he's nowhere near Ancelotti. He can't be talked about in terms of bringing an almost certain level of success in the same way Carlo can imo. By no means a guarantee that he'll do well.

Can't stand Rodgers tbh. Comes across as extremely bland and uninspiring. Even more than McClaren, if that's possible. Would be a much of a muchness. No thanks.

Eh? How is that even part of the rules? Perez was nowhere near Janmaat when the ball was played. He was in no way interfering with play, so the new rule shouldn't apply in this case.

This! Had this argument with many braindead idiots. Not saying we would have gone on to win ffs, but to deny that it would have been a different game had we gone in ahead by 2 goals at HT is just stupid. It wasn't even a borderline decision, or a dubious sending off. It was a clear goal. A well worked move and a finish at the end of it. Boils my piss tbh.

I don't even understand how it could have been called offside. The sort of decision that comes across as completely bent. Would never have occurred the other way around. It very clearly is a bent decision like. There is literally no other conceivable reason it was chalked off. Not even incompetence on a grand scale. But we're little old newcastle, so naturally no one questions it or gives a shit.

52 with Barkley ©, Bellerin, Taylor and Ayew to play. How the fuck did I switch from Aguero to Barkley last minute?

It was him aye. Absolute vile thundercunt. Compared it to Costa's shenanigans with Koscielny Keys is a braindead fucktard. Wanted Anita sent off as well for the foul on Zabaleta Hates us with a passion, as he seemed to take so much joy when uttering the word "thumped" at the final whistle round-up.

14 pts on the bench from Redmond, Bellerin and NTaylor

Amazing

Have a feeling we'll batter them.

Tbf to the cunt, that in its essence is true. It's an overall desire to win the match, which you achieve by a commitment to attack and defend. As a team though. Singling out an individual is ridiculous and shows that he can't manage his team. His management style is what we're witnessing on the pitch with our team at the moment. Small 5 a side battles all over the pitch, waiting for that one magical breakthrough.

I don't see people advocating Pardew; I do see people saying Pardew, as a manager, not a man, might just have offered more. That's quite staggering but it may well be true. No one is that stupid

Sissoko-3 :lol: :lol: Oh my god. Florian THAUVIN 4 Was content to jog around at times as the game passed him by He ran his bollocks off the poor c***. Nothing went past Colback though. He made 5 interceptions. Neglects to mention that it was probably 5 out of 50.

Sissoko-3 :lol: :lol: Oh my god. Florian THAUVIN 4 Was content to jog around at times as the game passed him by

As in substitutions? Tactical changes? Seems to change systems fairly quickly when needed. But very slow to make subs it seems. Aarons was stripped and ready on the touchline for ages yesterday. Watford made a change and the ball went dead at least 3 times more and he was still stood waiting for at least 5 minutes ready to go on. Yup. Highlights the lack of urgency for me. Even Aarons looked like he couldn't be arsed to come on. Bluestar's post above hits the nail on the head. Even Wijnaldum and Thauvin look totally lost. You'd think as the new unpardewed players, they would shine like a beacon through that pile of shit. Mbemba is really the only player whose attitude I can't fault. Even Ayoze seems a bit withdrawn and ovethinking things, unlike his usual self.

Much better coming on as sub in the last couple of seasons. Hopefully be back on the bench once Mitrovic is back.

As if Tuchel was going anywhere else but Dortmund tbf

We're so static. There's just no movement around him to open up spaces, so he always ends up chased off the ball in tight situations. Basically Cabella with a bit more guile and less step overs.

Which was exactly what I said. It worked from a PR point of view but not a footballing one. Fans rarely turn against individual players en masse, especially inside the stadium, so they'll definitely not turn against good Geordie lad Jack. But they still display frustration and anger towards a bad football side that includes Colback.

Absolutely this. I mean for f*** sake, how quick are we to get p*ssed off when the media say us as fans are demanding, impatient and expectant? And now, six games into a new season, a whole new coaching set up and having to rid ourselves of the utter s**** Pardew and Carver left behind and we're already prepared to write off McClaren? Honestly, some of you guys are ridiculous. I barely post on here because I can't handle all the melodrama. It's going to take more than six games to sort this s**** out. You're right, but I don't think anyone here wants him gone just for the sake of it. He should, and hopefully will, get a fair chance to turn this around. What people are asking for, and rightly expecting, is to see some commitment, urgency, and togetherness. If the football was decent, and the players showed that they cared, I'm sure everyone would be prepared to be patient with the manager.

He's a coward who thinks he's made it because he knows the crowd will give him all the slack he needs. Won the lottery when we had al pards as manager looking for a strapping Geordie lad to take on the local pacifier role. Just shows how little anyone running NUFC understands about NUFC fans, and that includes braindead fools like Carver and Stone. Eh the majority of our fans love him. The majority of our fans are idiots. I would love him too if he actually had any ability. The majority of our fans can't see that he has none. I'm all for having local lads who can actually play football over foreigners any day because they should, in theory, put in that extra 5% of thunder that might bring some f***ing hope and joy to the soulless pit that SJP has become.