I wouldn't consider Jones, Fuller, or Anichebe to actually be slow. None of pace merchants, but we are not dealing with the likes of Shola and Nolan, here.
I'm half joking about Victor, btw. I know he has a poor record, but he generally runs around a lot when playing for his country and this make me want to see him have success in his career.
He's an absolutely atrocious footballer. I imagine he's better for Nigeria because he can't be any bloody worse than he is for us.