The Prophet

Villa and first half against Stoke aside he's been pretty poor. Running into opposition players, cross field balls to no one, getting in the way when tracking back. He has more of an engine than Guthrie but it's about time Danny boy was given a chance along side Tiote.

Not sure he's warranting his place in the team, he's been fucking abysmal for a vast majority of the season.

We're hardly going to have teams queuing up to sign him. Someone might think getting him away from the North East could solve his problems and take a chance on him. That's the problem I feel, Newcastle is just a city where if your a footballer you easily get spotted and can get into trouble easy. London aside, and even then people are always getting spotted, show me a city that isn't. Name me another football club that has so many players getting into trouble on night's out etc. Sunderland? Aye they've already had Ferdinand and Titus banged up this season.

Personally I'd go: --------------------Krul------------------- Simpson-----Sol-----Colo-----Enrique Routledge---Guthrie---Tiote---Jonas ------------------Nolan----------------- ------------------Shola-----------------

7-3 to the reds. They were the better team from start to finish, the blues never really got going. On a personal note I had a shitter, was expected though.

Anyone got a pair of size 8/9 boots I can borrow please? Preferably the former, only got my trainers kicking about and they're s**** before you consider the wet ground.

I can't run for longer than 30 seconds, and I'm not the type to power through, I'm the type to give up. Likelihood is I'll play very little of this game. What's up like? I'm fat and lazy, nothing medical... Fair play.

I can't run for longer than 30 seconds, and I'm not the type to power through, I'm the type to give up. Likelihood is I'll play very little of this game. What's up like?

Good news: I've shaken off the persistent ankle injury. Bad news: I'm a bit unfit and probably not as match sharp as I'd like to be.

Ranger.

To think City paid nearly forty million for those two.

It's a sorry state of affairs when Lescott, Barry, SWP and Davies make it onto the pitch at the same time.

I might take you up on that for the reds/blues match.

How do I get there then? Metro to South Gosforth then...

Man United, Boro.

Haven't kicked a ball since the last match. Where's this one at?

I don't by into the theory luck evens itself out over the season. The bigger sides generally get the bulk of the luck usually in the form of refereeing decisions, we have to live with that. We're not going to live and die by the amount of luck we get, it's something completely out of our hands. Don't worry about it. In terms of our start to the season its a strange one. When you look at our opening fixtures seven points isn't a bad return it's more the way it's occured. I think like most I'd rather of taken the six points off Blackpool and Stoke as a pose to Villa and Everton, combine that with the blow of losing Ben Arfa and you've got your main negatives right there. We've probably played better to warrent more than a return of seven points but that's way it goes. We'll no doubt play worse than we did at City and grind out a 1-0 win at some stage. I've seen enough to maintain the confidence we can stay up. My biggest fear is the lack of creativity in the side especially now wor Hatem is crocked.

...but it was a necessary challange according to Hansen, fuck off.

Aye alright Hansen it was a necessary, in fact why not bring back two footed lunges. Clueless Scottish twat.

Aye. Gave the penalty in the derby though.

Phil Dowd deserves a mention. Stuart Attwell has to take the crown though.

Hope he brings the pain when we play these cunts in the return.

Tiote should of snapped the cunt.