The Prophet

It'll be horses for courses with Kelly and Hall throughout the season.

Yeah fair, took me more time than I'd care to admit to grasp that. Coffee time.

We'd all think the same thing, but as a professional athlete and a potential role model it's not great. Not the first incident of him coming off as a bit of a tit either.

This is satire right?

Apparently Simakan has a release clause of circa £60 million if we need a back up.

Would anyone take a punt on Morgan Whittaker?

I take your point, but we drew twice with these when we finished 4th.

One of those where we should be aiming to win, but a point wouldn't be terrible. Both sides rely on the high press, but Bournemouth do look a bit short up top. Don't think there will be much in it at all, but I'll back us due to our superior firepower. 1-2 win.

Nothing new then. He's an extremely promising, but unpolished player who'll have as many bad games as good at this stage of his development.

Parish's tactics backfired?

Villa seem to have a bit of an "Eddie Howe gap" behind those two eights.

I think at £65 million we'd be overpaying be about £15 million, but I still understand the logic of the signing.

Off the back of Rogers performance, seen a couple of accounts asking why we aren't picking up gems from the lower leagues. The exact same accounts had a complete meltdown when we signed Osula

Apparently stayed out and clapped each end of the ground at full time.

He's a quality player in a position we need. Yes the price is steep, but you can't get your head round it at all?

Morgan Rogers is a quality player.

Ah man, Chris Waugh will have to edit his weekly copy and paste job.

Tell you who's had a shocker mind, Wharton.

I don't think he's done much wrong tbh. Been tidy with the ball and not particularly at fault for either goal.

It is if you don't care whether he stays or goes.

Just see how it plays out. We've got a week to go, very little point in wasting emotional energy on something that hasn't happened yet. Personally think Guehi is still nailed on, but we'll soon find out.

He's obviously going to limit damage by providing a favourable version of events to the press. He's being dropped all over the show