The Prophet

That celebration looks familiar.

Fine stop pressuring me, I'll watch the whole thing again.

Another one gagging to leave by the sounds of it.

Not bad from our PoV.

Aye him, Ruddy, Barnes, Longstaff and Trippier by the looks of it.

Jimmy Nail to make an appearance?

Only thing with that is, if he stays this summer and doesn't sign a new deal, he'll miss out on a fair chunk of change. A new contract with a release clause works for all parties. We retain him for at least another year. We get to guarantee a fixed transfer fee. He gets a pay rise. If him and his agent decide they want to move on, they know we can't price him out of a move.

The mask slips, always had gbandit down as a massive racist.

Apparently members are going to be asked to lie on the ground so that season ticket holders can stand on them to get a better view.

If it meant I could watch him in a black and white shirt for another three years, I'd let him walk for free.

The endorphins when he signs that new contract are going to be off the charts.

Is Fab trying to manifest this move?

With Liverpool, it's more likely that they're putting out news of an ambitious transfer target after a grim couple of weeks. Think "we tried" but with more phlegm and a "la" at the end.

Schar hasn't had a great season by his usual high standards.

Yep, it originated from GiveMeSport's Arsenal writer and was basically a rehash of last summer's news.

Was it Baldwards who reported that there would be attempts to unsettle Isak? Pretty cunty stuff.

Just can't see us targeting Trincao at all.

As a rule of thumb, fans on social media tend to be as thick as pig shit though.