The Prophet

Even as far back as Stavely, the club has stated its reluctance to do business in January. It's a sellers market.

If the forwards were firing, Elanga would have a few more too. Gordon and Barnes have fluffed a couple he's put on a plate for them.

Don't think they need to be creative, but someone who's comfortable on the ball and not afraid to drive forward, for sure.

Please, not another thirty.

The squad doesn't need major surely. A GK and a CM to impact the first eleven and cover across the defence would do fine, depending on outgoings of course

Nah, good tackle.

Both teams full strength in the trophy no one cares about?

That's not what you reported yesterday though, is it Craig?

From club mouthpiece, Mark Douglas: "Claims that Tonali’s agent offered him to Arsenal were dismissed as “total bollocks”, with sources going further on Tuesday to suggest he’s told Newcastle he’s happy at the club and a sale in the summer isn’t on the agenda. But there has to be a sense of realism too – there’s noise around him in recruitment circles. Chelsea has been mooted as another club interested in the Italy international. If Newcastle don’t return to the Champions League, they might be vulnerable."

Top player, seems a bit of a whopper though. Absolutely no way he wouldn't have overtly used us as a stepping stone.

Oooof. Still think Liverpool fans take some beating. Arsenal are miles clear in second though, then it's probably between our lot and Man United for third spot.

Is our physio room just the ghost of Joe Kinnear telling players to "man the fuck up"?

Christ on a bike...

I just don't think his distribution is anything special. It's one attribute, he's still class and one of our best players.

When talking about progress this season, it's interesting the cup runs are never spoken about.

I didn't think it was controversial to say he's never been outstanding on the ball. Obviously no where near as bad as his current form suggests like.

Would have loke some defensive cover, but other than that, meh.

We're a complete parody of a fan base.

You get heat for a bit of sarcasm and people are still breaking out the Mike Ashley knee-slappers...

The original source suggested that it might be a signing for the summer too like.

There isn't going to be a fire sale like. Tino and Tonali might leave, but that'll be about it.

Thoughts?