Jill

Yes. Not a fan of him but I think he will start.

And now I have to listen to Three Lions.

Oh god. I feel absolutely ancient.

Pretty much sums it up for me. I can't help liking Hodgson as well.

I couldn't find any Gateshead ones on the cheap. Lobley Jill ffs. Jillingworth would be more appropriate.

Spicy wrap meals though.

Gives me a chance to nip to the shop for more wine. I'm struggling already with this later kickoff.

Need suggestions for a nice and cheap football shirt to wear for the Great North Run. For my previous runs I've worn an England shirt and two Newcastle away shirts so fancy something a bit random but that won't set me back too much ££. Snide'll do, I'm not fussed.

Fully expect Shola to troll the fuck out of us and have a brilliant World Cup.

Want But 77£ Sent this to my Nigerian mate and he's purchased it, crazy bastard! It seems Shola splits opinion amongst Nigerians too, I know some that are absolutely mortified at his inclusion in the WC and others that think he might bring something else to the table. Apples.

I just can't wait for that first scuffed shot Shola takes, or the first time he jumps at completely the wrong time for an easy header, just so for once I can piss myself laughing instead of thinking "FFS Shola!"

Don't waste your money, that's who I've got. Also Geoffrey Chaucer because I like the Canterbury Tales of Chaucer... and Shakespeare. Just quids e/w since I found a fiver in my Skybet account.

I thought Brandenburg Gate too but wasn't sure if I was being influenced by it being my computer wallpaper.

Don't like his hair. Get rid.

Drew my shortlist of names out of a hat and ended up with Neymar in the Paddy Power bet.

I've randomly ended up with: 137 396 429 510, 512, 575 If anyone needs them, drop me a PM. I'm not collecting myself so don't need owt in return, other than friendship and love.

Paid.

Still can't decide who to go for on the Paddy Power goalscorer thing. Got my £20 loaded and ready to go but keep changing my mind. I'm going to end up spending a fortune on loads of different players at this rate.

Get in Big Sho.

I hadn't considered the hilarity of some poor sod on here already supporting whichever team he ends up at.

#startvomiting

Love that.

My Dickhead Radar just exploded from overuse.

He's such a colossal tosser.