Jill

Thought the title was trolling.

Great stuff.

DOUBLE X *punches person next to me* Anyone else play that game?

This thread needs to be merged with the lookalike thread.

50p e/w on York Glory in the 15:50 at Goodwood. No reason, other than I was thinking about York just before I went onto Paddy Power and browsed the horse racing.

I'm in the office right now wearing a football top because it's thin and nice to wear when it's warm. I'm wearing the orange one from 11/12 because I thought I might wake up and immediately go for a run. I didn't.

Thought I'd get my first losing bet over with early on in the season. QPR, Bristol City, Forest & Porstmouth - £2

Fucking hell that was an ordeal. Finally done.

Why did I agree to be the one who booked all our tickets? The box office is fucking horse shit.

"I was touched by a man wearing a bra" just never sounds right.

If it wasn't for those, I'd find it fairly inoffensive.

I told myself I'd stay away until full time to avoid being lured in, but I can't find owt else worth doing.

I'd love to know what the point of Gosling is, generally.

Reckon I'll go along to this like.

Wow. RIP.

I forgot about that story. What a silly bint.

<insert player name> burns £50 notes

I hope someone uses that as a target for their hardest punch.

Can't wait for our latest friendly, Wonga XI v Archbishop of Canterbury XI.

Well, that was that.

I'm sporting Willo hair at the moment Move aside, Mrs Bimpy.

Oh, Williamson.

Yeah, I think I do too. Not been as bad as anticipated this second half.

Has anyone stunnered anyone yet then?

Every time I've seen the name of the opposition I keep thinking it's a boxer instead of a football team. Thank god Shola made it.