Jill

I remember that, was it around Christmas or new year? Totally bizarre experience.

Gameweek 15 - Saturday 10th & Sunday 11th December 2016 Watford 1-2 Everton Arsenal 3-1 Stoke Burnley 0-0 Bournemouth Hull 1-1 Crystal Palace Swansea 2-1 Sunderland Leicester 0-2 Man City Chelsea 3-1 West Brom Man Utd 2-2 Spurs Southampton 1-0 Middlesbrough Liverpool 2-0 West Ham Newcastle 2-0 Birmingham Gameweek 16 - Tuesday 13th & Wednesday 14th December 2016 Bournemouth 0-1 Leicester Everton 1-2 Arsenal Middlesbrough 0-2 Liverpool Sunderland 0-3 Chelsea West Ham 1-0 Burnley Crystal Palace 0-1 Man Utd Man City 3-1 Watford Stoke 1-1 Southampton Spurs 2-1 Hull West Brom 2-2 Swansea Wigan 1-2 Newcastle

Probably heading to this today. If I can be arsed to move from the sofa. Did you go? Apparently there was a fair bit of bother? Aye, few scraps going on at the end like. Really entertaining game but disappointing for Shields.

Found that way too funny.

Opted for Masterchef, scrambled eggs and 2 litres of Pepsi Max.

Probably heading to this today. If I can be arsed to move from the sofa.

Aye, blood still boiling here.

Just remember getting in a massive rage over my crispy duck because my stepsister and her in-laws were adamant they didn't play goal music when in fact they had blasted Chelsea Dagger out when they scored. They insisted they just started singing that of their own accord. Nearly poked a chopstick in someone's eye.

Same. My stepsister lives in Nottingham and is a Forest fan so we went for a Chinese after the match then stayed over at their house in Arnold. They were still rubbing it in at about 1am when I just wanted to sleep and forget the match had ever happened.

91p on Newcastle 3-1

I had a dream we won 3-1.

Can see this is close to your heart, thanks for being open with us. Struggle to get my head around all these horrendous revelations, so much scum walking amongst us.

Gameweek 14 Man City 1-0 Chelsea Crystal Palace 1-2 Southampton Stoke 2-1 Burnley Sunderland 1-2 Leicester Spurs 3-1 Swansea West Brom 1-1 Watford West Ham 0-2 Arsenal Bournemouth 0-2 Liverpool Everton 2-2 Man Utd Middlesbrough 0-0 Hull Notts Forest 1-1 Newcastle

Fuck sake.

Why did I think getting out a warm bed to watch us lose on pens on SSN was a good idea?!

Ugh.

I'd gone to bed to read my book but I'm so anxious I had to get back up and follow what's going on.

Meanwhile, I'm sat on my computer with a duvet around me. I'm wearing a dressing gown and have the fire on full blast.

Still very common in Germany.

Sad news. RIP.

That was infuriating. Think he managed one header all game.

Absolutely horrendous yesterday.

One of my biggest heroes.

Great to meet you! Almost wishing I had given you my ticket after witnessing that rubbish.

So far out of me, my plus 2, Neesy, Dino and Kasper only Dino has his ticket. Waiting on LFEE and olliemort showing face.