Jill

Fuck off Leeds.

Was bracing myself for it.

Aww Speed.

Nufc win and over 2.5 Nufc to score a penalty Lascelles first goalscorer

Bad planning. My lad's off to the match but his mam invited me for dinner with his brother. It was supposed to be at 1.15 but I asked her to make mine for 12.

Feel pretty confident this morning.

I love it.

Gameweek 12 Man Utd 1-1 Arsenal Crystal Palace 0-3 Man City Everton 1-0 Swansea Southampton 0-2 Liverpool Stoke 0-0 Bournemouth Sunderland 1-1 Hull Watford 1-2 Leicester Spurs 2-0 West Ham Middlesbrough 0-2 Chelsea West Brom 2-1 Burnley Leeds United 1-1 Newcastle United

Off to West Allotment Celtic v Jarra Roofing today. Hope it's not too cold!

Sorry for overruling M4. "WE'RE GOING IN!"

Once you worked up the courage to come in.

Got fucking drenched at the Shields game. Ventured into the clubhouse for a beer and of course there was an immediate power cut so ended up sitting under the emergency lights. Nice curry afterwards like.

They folded, financial problems.

New thread? "Will never be worthy of a thread"

Gameweek 11 Bournemouth 1-0 Sunderland Burnley 0-0 Crystal Palace Man City 3-0 Boro West Ham 1-0 Stoke Chelsea 2-1 Everton Arsenal 3-2 Spurs Hull 1-3 Southampton Liverpool 2-0 Watford Swansea 1-2 Man Utd Leicester 1-0 West Brom Newcastle 2-0 Cardiff City

Got tickets, looking forward to it.

Thanks to reading this on the bus to work I started giggling in Tesco when I looked at the sandwiches.

Going to the Shields derby instead.

Gameweek 10 Sunderland 0-3 Arsenal Man Utd 2-1 Burnley Middlesbrough 2-1 Bournemouth Spurs 1-1 Leicester Watford 1-0 Hull West Brom 1-3 Man City Crystal Palace 0-2 Liverpool Everton 1-0 West Ham Southampton 1-3 Chelsea Stoke 0-0 Swansea Preston 0-2 Newcastle

Actually managed to win one last night for the first time in ages. Keep having at least one team let me down constantly. Newcastle, Monchengladbach, Arsenal & Nantes.

I agree, it's just a difficult mindset to get out of after so many years of it. Still keep expecting us to go all Newcastle.

Young lad sat behind us: "they've got a girl playing for them!"

It really did look like he was crying over the penalty incident. I'm frightened over what his celebration would've been if he'd got a third, probably would've speared someone.

God that was great fun. Should've been at least 9.