Jill

Stage 2 Fixtures Wednesday 15th June Russia 2-1 Slovakia Romania 1-0 Switzerland France 2-0 Albania Thursday 16th June England 0-1 Wales Ukraine 3-1 Northern Ireland Germany 2-0 Poland Friday 17th June Italy 2-1 Sweden Czech Rep 0-0 Croatia Spain 1-0 Turkey Saturday 18th June Belgium 3-2 R. of Ireland Iceland 0-2 Hungary Portugal 3-1 Austria Stage 3 Fixtures Sunday 19th June Romania 2-1 Albania Switzerland 0-1 France Monday 20th June Russia 2-2 Wales Slovakia 1-2 England Tuesday 21st June Northern Ireland 0-3 Germany Ukraine 1-1 Poland Croatia 0-2 Spain Czech Rep 2-4 Turkey Wednesday 22nd June Hungary 1-2 Portugal Iceland 1-1 Austria Italy 2-0 R. of Ireland Sweden 1-2 Belgium

I always suspected you were the ringleader to all this trouble and violence abroad, Jill. Me and me mam and me dad and me gran are heavily involved.

Woke up in a right radge this morning.

Bet neesy's at the epicentre.

I've gone all racist and hoyed me flag up. height=400https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkqcnNcXEAARZHk.jpg[/img] Also my street is having a birthday party for the queen today.

Congratulations, you are ENGLAND! You were once full of confidence and blind optimism but are now more of a realist. Everyone recognises you for your passion and willingness to roll up your sleeves and, though there are still a few ghosts of your cocky past lingering, you have now come to accept that you are probably not destined for great things.

Neesy & LFEE make an excellent double act.

Safe journey, everyone.

re-Tournament Predictions: WINNER: France RUNNER UP: Spain TOP SCORER: Giroud TOTAL NUMBER OF RED CARDS: 6 AT WHAT ROUND WILL ENGLAND BE ELIMINATED: Quarter Finals Group Stage 1 fixtures played between Friday 10th June and Tuesday 14th June Group Stage 1 Friday 10th June 1 20:00 France 2-0 Romania Saturday 11th June 2 14:00 Albania 0-1 Switzerland 3 17:00 Wales 2-2 Slovakia 4 20:00 England 2 v 0 Russia Sunday 12th June 5 14:00 Turkey 1-0 Croatia 6 17:00 Poland 3-1 Northern Ireland 7 20:00 Germany 2-0 Ukraine Monday 13th June 8 14:00 Spain 2-1 Czech Rep 9 17:00 R. of Ireland 1-2 Sweden 10 20:00 Belgium 1-2 Italy Tuesday 14th June 11 17:00 Austria 1-1 Hungary 12 20:00 Portugal 3-0 Iceland

See ya, peaheart.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/11529259/Manchester-United-v-Man-City-Michael-Johnson-the-fall-and-rise-of-last-Mancunian-to-play-in-the-derby-for-City.html

Injury, depression/addiction, fatness.

He can and did, for every season of his career. Mitrovic got 9 Premier League goals. Here are Shola's numbers for each Premier League season he played: 2, 0, 5, 7, 2, 9, 3, 0, 4, 6, 2, 1, 2, 0. Mitrovic doesn't have Shola's sunny disposition and air of all round likeability though. Bet he can't even eat fruit while riding a bike. More likely to go on some sort of rampage, cycling along hoying apples off people's heads.

If the dog hadn't turned up it was going to be spare tyre I saw near an underpass.

Good stuff.

Taylor released AND there's a dog in my office today. This is the best day.

http://i.imgur.com/MxD2j5m.png I don't know what I expected. Very tempted to grant him his wish. :lol:

I'm not taking Portugal, that's for sho' I don't feel any real attachment to Ireland but I strongly dislike Portugal, so it's a no from me.

Go on then, hit me with someone shit.

I suppose I might as well.

Agreed. I actually quite like the designs, though I wish that away kit was yellow/green or some better colour combination. I don't like that shit-orange type stripe it's got going on.

That's been my look for years.

Rafa confirmed and my broken oven has been fixed. Historic.

Wonderful.

You should go to an away match. There are few finer sites on planet Earth than Blackburn on a crisp winters day. Horrific flashbacks to Blackburn on Boxing Day 2004 where it was alright in Newcastle when I set off then snowy in Blackburn so I was freezing and also starving, so of course they ran out of hot food.