Jill

Great effort lads.

s*** luck, Dortmund dominated for 80 minutes Knew it was coming, turned off a while ago so I didn't have to watch it happen. Got a £5 free bet for placing it anyway, so I get a second go.

£5 on Dortmund -1 £2 on Watford, Wigan, Preston, Bury & Northampton £1 on Sissoko 1-0 .. or it might have been 50p. I can't be bothered to check, it won't win anyway.

1-0, Sissoko. Terrible and boring affair, accidental goal.

In. I'll play if you'll have me, otherwise will come along to watch.

Great, now I have Billy Gunn's theme in my head.

He needs to start embracing the term 'African sunset' instead of boring old ginger.

Yawn. Out.

Jill Scott Err.....

Consistency. GW3: Burnley 1-2 Man Utd Man City 3-0 Stoke Newcastle 1-0 Crystal Palace QPR 1-1 Sunderland Swansea 2-1 West Brom West Ham 2-1 Southampton Everton 1-1 Chelsea Aston Villa 0-0 Hull Tottenham 0-1 Liverpool Leicester 0-2 Arsenal

Just caught up with this. Cracking.

Celtic Nation 2 - 0 West Allotment Celtic

Hoping a bird shits in it, probably.

Thought he was better than expected last week but didn't notice him a great deal today.

Lose 5-4

Heard loads of "empty seats" chants on the telly but haven't really seen any comments online about it.

Maybe he's died and slumped down onto the camera.

Hertha BSC v Werder Bremen. I'm actually watching one of my teams winning for a change.

I'm handing in a transfer request like.

We'll have to get a sweepstake for the when/how of our first league goal. I'll go trickles in off Gouffran's arse, Hull (H).

I'm pleased to see a real rain has come to wash the scum off the pitch.

Thank fuck that's over.

How grey is Taylor?

Williamson man you absolute rectangle.

So much yellow.