ponsaelius

Wonder if they both pick Newcastle? It would be Enrique vs Simpson on the pitch then too

DEFINITELY said Chelski there.

What a truly shitty season 08/09 was, ey?

He seemed like a nice chap on Soccer AM, a bit dim, but seemed canny enough.

JOSÉ YOU STAY PUT SON.

He's a talented player but will be on pretty chunky wages at Bolton and is coming up for 32, we'd have never signed him under this regime and rightly so IMO.

Petrov doesn't even start every week for Bolton and is old. I like/liked him as a player but he's on the way out atm.

Thought he was dire yesterday apart from the last 10-15 minutes where he looked slightly more likely to create something/worry the opposition. Lack of options make him virtually undroppable though unfortunately.

Petrov is old thar.

He was excellent yesterday. True captain's performance, don't know if anybody noticed him yelling and talking to everybody before the game trying to rile them up Still think he's had a multitide of poor games for us, but he's invaluable for us when you consider what is in reserve. Keep it up fatboy.

Donovan would be outstanding signing IMO. Can play off Carroll or either flank. Think he'd have much better offers than this circus though.

When he was lining up to shoot I yelled "Don't!!!!......YES GET THE FUCK IN"

Scouse midfielder, sign him up.

Winner! What's the tune for it? Darude - Sandstorm. :lol:

Tempted to get Twitter just so I can follow José.

You'll almost certainly be able to find one quite easily I'd think mate. Premiership is broadcasted all over the world man. It's Newcastle - Liverpool, on Saturday 5:30 (there are no 'big' Serie A games on at this time), so there'll probably be a multitide of local and British pubs/bars etc etc that will have it on telly. I'm sure if you ask at your hotel reception or something they could point you in the right direction.

My opinions mimic this, basically.

Fucking hell man.

See you've failed with step 1, 3 and 4.

You nailed every step. 1. Name reasonably believable team. 2. Give believable backstory. 3. Use the term 'mate' or 'source' depending on required ambiguity level. 4. Explain why the source is reliable, but cover grounds when it inevitably turns out to be bollocks. http://www.cmc.iit.edu/webresources/images/certified.gif Certified ITK

I've been told this, I've been told that. You all know fuck all.

Still not having it like. The man's a fucking snake in the grass, not gonna start liking him just because we're stuck with the cunt.

Same