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Injured. Actually I'm not sure, but Nielsen was their only option today. And reading their forum they seem to think Nielsen is the only option unless they can recall Hart.

Given out for the rest of the season apparently. Faroes guy for their run in then!

Good line up. No Vuckic, guess it is a bit soon from injury.

Miserable bastard. Fuck off Roy.

x 1 fucking billion. Piss off Cole you twat.

Although how sweet would that be if Fulham beat Liverpool in the final. I guess, but it would be a bit of a gutter for Fulham to go through this massive European adventure and then just end up playing a superior English team in the final - who they'd most likely lose to. Their campaign should be rewarded by playing a proper European final against Atletico.

To be honest I hope for Fulham's sake Liverpool don't get to the final.

Looks like Maradona will be starting with 4 CBs in his starting line-up for the World Cup, so Colo has a chance. Unfortunately his 4 CBs that brought him the success in recent friendlies look like certs for the plane, injuries however could let him into the picture.

I fancy them to get to the knock-out rounds. Bielsa's Chile with their very attacking style against Hitzfeld's well drilled and organized Swiss team for second spot will be an interesting match up. Two very contrasting teams.

Ah that's a bloody shitter. Surely the points deduction or whatever would happen next season, or how does it work? The thing is CL money could go along way to helping their debt out.

Glad I'm not the only sad t*** buying these. Saw the book in a shop the other day and was so tempted. Might just gan for it. Sold out everywhere around me, but it's student central and we're all zany mental c***s who love this s***. Literally cannot get a pack anywhere near me and everyone in the shops say it's students buying them. Poor primary school kids. I used to always do them for international tournaments (WC 98, EURO 2000, WC 2002, etc etc) however I never had the conviction to finish them when i was younger. Pathetically, I actually think I'd be far more commited to finish it nowadays, not to mention not having to rely on pocket money for funding.

Glad I'm not the only sad t*** buying these. Saw the book in a shop the other day and was so tempted. Might just gan for it.

Damn, not long left. World Cup is awesome

Gotta say, I'll enjoy seeing us swap places with Hull. It's just a shame that tango twat aint there anymore.

Erm, I'm allowed to post the pics right? Meh: http://www.zuneo.net/2010/04/les-photos-de-zahia-dehar-sur-facebook.html

You should see the pictures of her. More than fair play.

Barca have been very tight at the back most of the season tbh. It's hardly leaking goals, or 'that bad'.

I never want to see us buy a player for 'experience' ever again. The idea the 'experience' is beneficial is a complete phallacy 95% of the time. Oh shit it just clicked.

5-0.

no way Why? He is stronger, a better passer of the ball, better in the air has a more powerful shot, I could keep going. What does Messi have over Rooney, with the exception of dribbling and finishing abilty/composure in front of goal? How come Rooney apparently has a better shot yet hasn't scored a single goal outside of the box this season? You say Rooney is stronger, fair enough that's probably correct, but then if we're comparing physical attributes strength isn't the be all and end all. Messi has a quicker turn of pace and is far more agile. Different players have different strengths. Messi scores with both feet, from long range or short range, from open play or from free kicks... his first touch is immaculate, his dribbling ability and turn of direction better than any player I've ever seen. He can take on a multitude of players seemingly effortlessly. His finishing ability is impeccable from any position and he can put the ball in the back of the net in a plethora of different ways. He can shoot with power, curl it in from a tight angle, chip the keeper, put the ball through the keepers legs etc etc. His aerial ability is technically excellent aswell, he just doesn't have stature or physicality to do it on a regular basis - and lets be fair he doesn't exactly need to be able to when other attributes clearly make up for it. His vision and passing is excellent aswell ffs, I've watched him come deep to pick the ball up on numerous occasions and then play a defence splitting pass. He doesn't do it on a regular basis because he's generally playing very far up pitch. However when he's played the number #10 role this season he's done it just seemlessly. I honestly don't see how anybody could say Rooney is the better player and that he has more to his game. If anything not only is Messi a more complete player than Rooney, but he's also more productive than Rooney and a damn site better to watch than Rooney.

I just don't think Raylor has any facial muscles. It's not that he looks depressed, just that he has absolutely zero emotion one way or the other

I assume that's some sort of viral advertisement and not an actual interview? EDIT: Somehow I managed to miss the word 'Spoof' in the title.

Good footballers who break jaws > Bad footballers that don't break jaws

Harsh on chlamydia-ridden warthogs tbh.