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Never seen a player score a goal and in the process convince me further how shite he is.

Ohh Christian Atsu he is so wonderful When he scores a goal, its so beautiful, magical When he runs down the wing he's as fast as lightning, it's frightening And it makes all the Geordies sing Something like that

It's Celtic's Scott Sinclair song with Atsu's name in his place.

Didn't miss a game through injury last season and scored 15 goals. Supposedly only out for 6 weeks so he'll be back by January. He can't trap a bag of cement though and runs in a weird lumpy manner. Good in the air and effective for certain teams but you basically have to play through him to get a return.

Wouldn't thank you for Benteke. Think he's shite personally. Crocked as well.

I didn't think Merino was that good.

Good point. We desperately need investment in key areas of the pitch. Very frustrating.

I get the feeling Shelvey was genuinely offended watching his inch perfect ball get absolutely fucking butchered into the net. Shelvey cooked a perfect steak and Joselu put ketchup on it like a motherfucker.

Thought we were poor off the ball and some sloppy defensive play. Lucky to be level really. Liverpool have some class players though.

If the lad genuinely had a migraine then he'd have been in no fit state to play.

Steele got a 4 year deal :lol:

He signed a 3 year deal didn't he? Can't even really afford to sack him.

They genuinely have League One standard players getting a game. Vaughan, Steele, Honeyman, Gooch.

Crumpy Gunt really is the most miserable bastard imagineable, like. Spending his evening watching a ressies game so he can whinge about it all night. He's making me reconsider my attitude. Like Scrooge being shown the ghost of fandom future.

Perhaps because we are playing against a man-marking side with some big players we felt there wasn't the same advantage to be gained from swinging it directly in?

I know people say that but there's a lot to be said for first impressions. Not very often wrong in my opinion. Could see Merino was a player the first time he got hold of the ball for us. This guy was giving me opposite vibes from the off.

I mean if you were gonna do that you'd at least make sure your name was Korean instead of Chinese.

It's just some 'football twitter' weirdo on the wind up, looking for retweets.

He's working hard and finding space well, but rendering it utterly useless with rancid use of the ball. Mind-numbingly frustrating.

Might be overly negative but by the end of the season we'll be pissed off we spunked even £5 million on him IMO. A worse player than Mitrovic or Gayle.

0 points from Huddersfield and Brighton is really, really annoying.

Gonna cost us all season the fact our first choice striker is a £5 million Stoke reject, unfortunately. Mike Ashley is a cunt.

Really frustrating.

Piss

Parking near footbahl stadiums on a matchday should be illegal anyway