Interpolic

He was a promising youth player but did his knee in. I know, aye.

What does Gordon Ramsey know about football?

I'm feeling pretty aggrieved at that like - Inter going down to 9 men before half time is nothing but rotten luck.

Fuck's sake - I've got Inter too. Knew they were down to 10 men, but 9, Jesus.

Got a few quid on Deportivo, Genoa, Barca and Inter for this evening - trying to recoup my losses from the last few days, fingers crossed.

@ the mobile phone. Lowes: "I wish someone would turn that flipping mobile phone off".

Get in lads.

Howay man Cardiff, you absolute pack of twats.

` OK - tell me what Ive said so dramatically awful, then ? OH ! I said we seem to be sitting back - how bloody dreadful.....halfwits. Don't listen to them mate. You're just giving an objective opinion. Doesn't matter where we are in the league. This match, is this match. There are quite a few peabrains that get their erections from behaving like spiteful 6 year olds. Funny thing is, within seconds they're saying the same thing. Then I get ranted at for responding, most ridiculous of all ! I quite like you mate, you're just very intense.

Enjoying your weekend Phil? And whats your problem, pal ? Nowt, I was just after a chirpy anecdote or something.

Enjoying your weekend Phil?

Someone at SJP has got a mobile phone according to Mick Lowes.

Them bloody big bastards.

Crazy that all ten of his goals have been scored at SJP.

Get in.

Fucked before 3pm.....that pisses me off when it happens to me. Aye, Everton were 4/1 today as well. I also put a 7-way one on with a smaller return (without Man U). I think Rangers are in that one as well though - what happens with that if it's been postponed? Also put a bet on 3-1 Newcastle, 2nd time lucky hopefully. The Rangers match will just be void now, not counted in your accy, just goes on the other matches. Oh right. With odds changed accordingly then, yeah?

Fucked before 3pm.....that pisses me off when it happens to me. Aye, Everton were 4/1 today as well. I also put a 7-way one on with a smaller return (without Man U). I think Rangers are in that one as well though - what happens with that if it's been postponed? Also put a bet on 3-1 Newcastle, 2nd time lucky hopefully.

Never heard that chant before, it's really good.

Thinking about putting on a daft 12 way accumulator (£122/1), what could go wrong? Man U, Arsenal, Chelsea, West Ham, Cardiff, Newcastle, Leeds, Norwich, Rangers, Celtic, Barcelona, Inter.

Same here (except smaller stakes). Part of me wished them selfish fuckers had kept their fourth goal to themselves.

So unlucky tonight like - had a fiver on us, Rangers, Bayern and Notts sodding County. Oh and I had £1.50 on 3-1 Newcastle.

Good at corners apparently. Very good.

What a troubled young man, thank God Miyagi collared him when he did.