Interpolic

Can't see it mentioned yet but this in the club statement pissed me off: "We would like to thank Rafa and his coaching team for their efforts over the last three years and their significant contribution to what has been collectively achieved." More "Please give us credit for doing the absolute bare imaginable minimum" bullshit from the club. Our (modest) achievements over the last few years have been despite the club, not because of it. No collective about it. Fuck off.

Toon top in the Nigeria end! Edit - OK perhaps just a Toon top, less exciting

There's not a hope in hell Malted Milk's getting you 20 goals a season.

Lotus Biscoff's win my personal bisc-off.

Reckon he's simply given up asking for improvements to the training ground / youth development etc?

Off topic, just listened to Purple Patch its very good Aww thanks! That's very kind

When Kaka's calling you a fanny, you are many times worse than a fanny.

Please keep us all posted with your never ending stream of consciousness.

No reaction to this picture?

Yeah, nobody on here rates Benitez except you.

Shields Gazette on de Beek

Aye

Sports Direct Is Fucking Shit Park

This response to one of sky sperts other bullshit tweets https://twitter.com/wwfcstedon/status/1090005899257827328

"Sky sperts" Hads on I'm just off to watch the herdlines on sky sperts ners m8

Aaron Hughes has retired.

Utterly weird

Perplexed that James Maddison hasn't even had an opportunity for England yet given our creative problems centrally. Really rate him and would give us something different to what we have, unlike most of the midfielders that actually get selected.

You have problems. Source - your post history this week alone. Settle down FFS.

Maybe we chose to spend a few thousand pounds of our almost £200m revenue on making the place look slightly less of a tip? For most clubs it is just a petty cost, you can tell we're conditioned to this joy-killing skinflint the way people carry on about costs.

OK now lock the fucking thread please.