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Selling our best youngster after less than 6 months of good PL form, sounds familiar. Cashing in on Longstaff when we've barely seen him is a lovely soul-sucking gesture that shows how pointless it all is so that fat vindictive cunt will be all over it I'm sure. There's just absolutely nothing to get behind or be excited about anymore and it's been that way at NUFC for a long, long time.

Hang on. You've continued to go to the match for the TWELVE YEARS that Ashley has owned the club, yet anybody who doesn't pack it in now (i.e. at the exact same time as you have) is being called spineless and various other shit over multiple posts Man, that's absolutely fucking hilarious

He's made me completely detest a county I was previously fairly ambivalent about

No, he's just a complete penis. Easy mistake.

Bit late here but fuck it, I can never help myself with this one 4 great years = spending more time in prison / injured than actually playing 4 great years = spending all but 5 months of the time you were playing being absolutely bang average at best 4 great years = street fights and various other incidents that shamed the club Such a disingenuous prick, that bloke. Talks a good game though.

Newcastle fans wouldn't even know what a Benitez was if it wasn't for our insightful owner

Please find another forum to post on. This is dire.

Heard Midhat gets monged on pills and insists his mates call him Hihat, don't shoot the messenger - just passing on what I've been told.

Nah, Barnes is the one handling the "takeover" - a man who presumably lives with someone that actually lets him leave the house with this haircut: It's him and his mar, hads on while I find the pic I saw of them, oh here it is:

Was on Sky earlier that only 3 of the 20-odd players he bought cost over £10m. In 2019, with these prices. Ant and Dec are spot-on ( )

Can't see it mentioned yet but this in the club statement pissed me off: "We would like to thank Rafa and his coaching team for their efforts over the last three years and their significant contribution to what has been collectively achieved." More "Please give us credit for doing the absolute bare imaginable minimum" bullshit from the club. Our (modest) achievements over the last few years have been despite the club, not because of it. No collective about it. Fuck off.

Toon top in the Nigeria end! Edit - OK perhaps just a Toon top, less exciting

There's not a hope in hell Malted Milk's getting you 20 goals a season.

Lotus Biscoff's win my personal bisc-off.

Reckon he's simply given up asking for improvements to the training ground / youth development etc?

Off topic, just listened to Purple Patch its very good Aww thanks! That's very kind

When Kaka's calling you a fanny, you are many times worse than a fanny.

Please keep us all posted with your never ending stream of consciousness.

No reaction to this picture?

Yeah, nobody on here rates Benitez except you.

Shields Gazette on de Beek

Aye

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