After all the puns, I love the simplicity of this question.
I love it how everyone's going LOLLLLL how hilarious is it that he's fucked a dog and it took ages for anyone to go "Hang on, what?"
The club shop stuff was discussed on here a few years ago from here onwards:
https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=90600.msg4618801#msg4618801
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-405150/Sports-presenter-hair-removed-werewolf-chants.html
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/yvjqb5/football-fans-have-invented-a-new-way-to-mess-with-richard-keys-409
Just leaving these here
So many fucking players I had in the team last week did well today. Pereira, Richarlison, Neves. Had that Palace lad who scored 12 points on the bench as well. Fuck off